deanthebean: heyyyy babe
classycassy: where are you?! i've been looking for you all day
deanthebean: did i not text you?
classycassy: oh yeah dean cause i've just been worried all day for fun
deanthebean: who tf spit in your cheerios this morning
classycassy: ...
classycassy: just come home please
deanthebean: you're not my dad
classycassy: thank god for that
deanthebean: ....
deanthebean: anyways
deanthebean: i'm at sam's
classycassy: why...?
deanthebean: two words
deanthebean: pie
classycassy: pretty sure that's one word
deanthebean: ....
deanthebean: shut up
classycassy: also i'm pretty sure we have pie at home?
deanthebean: yeah but he's got the good pie
classycassy: ...it's pie
deanthebean: your point
classycassy: it all tastes the same
deanthebean: you're kidding right
deanthebean: there's no way i'm married to someone with such corrupt beliefs
classycassy: ...
classycassy: here we go
deanthebean: i hate you
classycassy: liar
deanthebean: not the point
classycassy: then what is the point
deanthebean: sam's pie is good
classycassy: so let me get this straight
classycassy: you've been gone all day eating....pie?
deanthebean: omfg
*deanthebean has added whambamsam to the chat*
whambamsam: dean i told you i'm not discussing your sex life again
classycassy: um WHAT
whambamsam: uh...
deanthebean: ...
classycassy: do i even wanna know
whambamsam: absolutely not
classycassy: right
deanthebean: anyways
deanthebean: sam tell cas about the pie
whambamsam: he literally won't leave my house because of it
whambamsam: i made ONE pie and dean ate the ENTIRE thing
classycassy: dean...wtf
deanthebean: it's not my fault he won't make another one
whambamsam: i'm not your bitch
deanthebean: says who
classycassy: ...
whambamsam: ....
whambamsam: i gtg
*whambamsam has left the chat*
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A/N: i promise i'll get better at this, i'm just slowly getting back into it hahah anyways it's almost midnight goodnight
