The Journal of One Crazy Ass Human Being

What's today's date again?...

Ugh.

I woke up feeling like shit this morning.

And then Mum legit almost gave me an effing heart attack.

So...

This morning I woke up, went downstairs to feed my children--

(Btw, the 9 cats that I own, they are my children. Just so you don't get confused. Tho idk why I suddenly give a shit... -shrugs- oh well. just keep reading, I guess).

And all the lights were off.

Next thing I know, I just see this gigantic ass shadow of a person.

See, the thing is, I have mild schizophrenia, so I tend to see wack shit that no one else does.

And---

Wait.

Why am I explaining again?

-rolls eyes- My effing brain is running one hundred miles an hour.

Back to the fucking story.

Gigantic ass shadow of a person.

My heart frigging DIED.

I was like, "This is some horror movie shit or somethin'."

(-wheezes-)

The next few things happen in a bit of slow-motion (I don't fucking know if that makes any damn sense, but yah).

My eyes adjust to the dark, and I see the pattern of my Mum's pajamas on the shadow.

I bust out laughing.

And Mum's just looking at me like, "What the fuck?"

I was like, "MUUUUUMMMMMM!!!! You can't just DO THAT. I almost had a FRIGGING heart attack!!!"

She just goes, "Boo." and starts smiling.

I'm just over here, trying to recover and slow my heart down.

-laughs histerically-

WELP.

That woke me up a bit this morning.

XD

Another thing:

I didn't sleep at all last night.

I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but since last night, any time I try to take a really deep breath, my throat will sort of close upon itself, cutting off my airways and causing me to cough excessively.

According to my brother, his throat does the same thing, but he claims that it's because he's sick.

And neither of us have any asthma, so that's out of the question.

Does anyone else (who also doesn't have asthma) have this problem?

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(If you actually enjoyed reading this..)