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"Wade no."
"Wade yes!"
"I said no."
"You can't just say no to me! I'm fucking Deadpool"
"I just did."
"I'm choosing not to liste to you. You have no right to tell me what to do."
"Yes I do cause it's MY ARM!"
"Yeah but you don't pay the fucking bills."
"Neither do you."
"Touché, but my point still stands, they're my partner in crime, the love of my life"
"They're my sibling!"
"Doesn't matter! I'm the one that gets to bang them so I get to do what ever I wa-hey when did you get here?"
You stared at the scene before you. Wade had his legs around Bucky's waist while pulling at his left arm, forcig Bucky to stand at a weird angle on your (f/c) coloured couch.
They both stopped their argument, if only for a moment, and turned to you. Bucky looked relieved when he saw you and Wade was waving at you, a wide smile outlining his mask. You sighed as you put away your suitcase. You had been on a four month long mission in Sudan, and 5o say you were jetlagged would be an understatement. You tried to ignore and walk past them as they went back to their silly argument, making your way to the kitchen to make yourself some soothing chamomile and rooibos infused tea (Loki's suggestion) only to find that all the cups were stacked on the sink, along with the rest of the dishes, all of which were beyond dirty despite the state-of-the-art Stark Industries dishwasher an arm's length away from the sink.
You sighed and grabbed your suitcase, dragging yourself to your bedroom which was also a mess because apparently a super soldier and an immortal mercenary can't clean up after themselves if lives depended on it. Making a mental note to scold the two man babies later, you changed into comfortable clothes and began the gruesome task of cleaning. You started with your bedroom, finding clothes scattered everywhere and the bed stained with god-knows-what all over. Months old food and food wrappers were littered all across the floor and Wade's underwear hung on the doorknob. When you were finished you made your way to Bucky's room which, surprisingly, was spotless.
Next you would tackle the kitchen. On the way you heard the 'That's so Raven' theme song and began singing along. When you reached the kitchen however, the sight before you made you halt and raise an eyebrow. There Bucky was, quietly doing the dishes with an missing arm and a pouty look on his face. You smiled at your adoptive brother even though his back was turned away from you. "Hey loser" he turned towards you and huffed a laugh before turning back to his task, "you should be resting." You could hear the worry in his voice. "Oh yeah about that, kinda had to clean Wade's mess and stuff. " You sat on the smooth kitchen island.
"You know we have a dishwasher for a reason, right?" your raised an eyebrow once more.
"Yeah, it's neat and all, but I wanted to do this, ya know, like the good old days."You let out a low chuckle as he peeked at you through his locks of brown hair. "Hey, where is Wade by the way?"You asked. He groaned and pointed to the balony.
When you opened the door you were met with a beautiful scene. The bathtub was centered in the middle of the balcony, filled to the brim with bubbles and surrounded by colourful candles and flower petals. Wade was sitting on the edge with nothing but a bath robe, socks, bunny slippers and his mask, a smile evident on his face. "Surprise! "He shouted, his hands gesturing to the bath tub.
"Wade... What the fuck is this?"you asked, not in anger, but in disbelief. "Thought you'd like a nice relaxing bath after your mission "He beamed. "But I just showered like two seconds ago."You informed him but he just shush you and gestured to the tub of bubbles. "Do I even want to know how you got this whole thing set up?"
"No not really, now get in, the water's getting cold and I waited four whole months just for this moment."
