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Everything is a mess. A humongous, earth-shattering, brain-scattering, mind-boggling mess. Why you ask?
Tumblr.
[ epic rewind brought to you by Peter's Star Wars fanfic ]
It all started when you were rummaging through the kitchen cabinets in search of your top secret Pop tart stash. You happened to see Thor speed walking past you with them hidden between his arms and ran after him. Your chase lead you to the living room, where the Avengers where sitted, each preoccupied with their own things. Tony was helping Peter with his web shooters, Bucky and Sam where playing Uno, Wanda was watching TV, Clint and Natasha were arguing about something stupid and your dad (Mr Steven Grant) was tapping away on his phone, scrolling through the play store.
At some point Thor had slipped through your fingers and was outside, before you could go after him he disappeared into the Bifrost with your precious pop tarts. You wept, the overwhelming feeling of loss and mourning took over spirit and you slumped down on the couch next to your dad, placing your head on your arm and facing the large window. You decided to see what your dad was doing and what he would do next would change the course of the entire universe.
He downloaded Tumblr.
"Dad stop! "You shouted, but it was too late.
"What?"
"I'm gonna need you to take a step back and delete what you just downloaded."
"What? Tumblr? What'swrong with it?" he asked, peaking Peter's interest, "you don't wanna know Mr Rogers" he mumbled and turned his attention back to Tony, who had put the webshooter back on Peter and was tinkering with them.
"Exactly so I think you should just-" before ou could finish your sentence the man quietly got up and left. As if that action was a butterfly effect, Tony looked up to see where he was going and in doing so, messed something up in Peter's webshooters which caused poor Peter to be shot up and webbed to the ceiling. Instead of being responsible adults, everyone decided to laugh at the poor boy (yourself included)
"Let's see what Steve was looking at... what's Stucky... Oh my gosh! Bucky come see!" Natasha shouted. Bucky stopped laughing and took the phone. After a few minutes of reading he looked up at nothing in particular ."Buck?"You asked, "are you okay?"
"See what happens when you let your parents use social media?" you asked the viewer, "keep them safe keep them away #beaware"
"who are you talking to?"
"Don't worry about it"
"I can't unsee what I saw... "Barnes said, still staring. This made Tony and Sam laugh even more. Wanda took the phone from him, scrolled for a bit.
"Wait... There's another Maximoff!"she shouted.
"Ohh, she found out! "You said to the readers, not minding the fourth wall
"Who? "Peter asked, his face now a bit blue.
"His name is Peter... He works with the X-men...who are the X-men..."Wanda was mumbling and pacing the room. Thr phone was now with Clint, "hey look Nat, they mixed our names, we're Clintasha, must be a best friend thing. "He said while clicking away. "Ohh they made a story about us! "
"Hey let me see. "Natasha said. Then Clint screamed (more like shrieked) and threw the phone.
"In case you're wondering, my dear readers, they found a Clintasha smutshot."
"Stop breaking the fourth wall idiot"
"Oh shit I forgot about that"
"Guys I think I might pass out. "Peter said, but no one was listening. Everyone was distracted, Tony and Sam were rolling on the floor laughing, Clint and Natasha were trying to get as far away from each other as possible, Wanda was freaking out about possibly having another family member, Bucky was staring at the wall, Peter was passed out on the ceiling, your dad was still locked in his room and you were looking for duck tape to fix the fourth wall. And to think, all tis could have been avoided if Thor hadn't stolen your pop tarts.
