Marissa Meyer book Of Memes

Dark jokes With Jacin ft. Cress

Jacin: welcome back "oh sh!t!! I'm too sensitive for you mr. sadist!!" Featuring, the one and only blonde 5 foot girl in love with an idiot, Cress Thorne

Cress: *nervous giggling and blush* that was a very unnecessary introduction

Jacin: I say things how they are! And since we all know you love babies, wanna hear baby joke?

Cress: ........... sure

Jacin: you know what, i was going to, but then I decided to abort just like all the other missions that Thorne has been on

Cress: *goes red as a tomato*

Jacin: just putting that out before you make a mini Thorne you'll regret . . . . . . . . Heed my warning. . . . . . . . . . . I'm trying to help

The amount of references I made in this impressed me. Can you spot the all