Four men entered the bank, their code names, Bonzo, Blinky, Howler, Laughter.
Howler: This is it? four guys?
Blinky: Two guys on the roof, every guy gets a share, that's plenty
Howler: Seven shares don't forget the guy that planned the job
Blinky: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? Now I know why they call him The Joker
Two other men on the rooftops codenames were, Baffle and Yucko, their job is to break into the vault.
Baffle: So why do they call him the Joker?
Yucko: I hear he wears make-up, you know to scare people like war paint
Meanwhile, In The Lobby...
Howler: Y'know I wonder why we'd show up back at the new base if the boss isn't even going to appear
After shutting off the alarm Baffle shot Yucko and took the equipment. Blinky started to remove the pins of the grenades putting them in the clerk's hands, so if they stopped holding them they would explode.
Baffle was now at the vault and started drilling. One of the clerks then pulled out a shotgun killing Laughter making them all get down, at that moment the drill broke.
Clerk: Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? you and your friends are dead!
Blinky: He's out right?
Bonzo nodded. Blinky poked his head out and barely dodged it. The clerk was now out of shells and Bonzo jumped out and shot him in his knees.
Blinky: Where did you learn to count?
Baffle: They wired this thing with five thousand volts, what kind of bank does that?
Blinky: Schnee Dust Bank, I guess Joker's as crazy as they say, where's the alarm guy?
Baffle: Boss said I should take him out *opens vault*
Blinky: Funny, I was told something similar.
Blinky then grabbed all of the money from the vault and brought it out.
Blinky: If this Joker guy was so smart, he'd have gotten bigger transportation *cocks gun* I'm guessing Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash.
Bonzo: No no, I killed a Bullhead pilot
Blinky: Bullhead pilot? what Bullhead pilot?
Suddenly a Bullhead crashed in, killing Blinky
Another man hopped out and asked where everybody else was when Bonzo shot him, the clerk looked over at Bonzo as he walked over to the clerk.
Clerk: Think you're smart huh? You're just one of the hired goons, he'll just do the same to you, criminals in this kingdom used to believe in things like honor, respect! Look at you what do you believe in huh? What do you believe in?!
Bonzo: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...
Bonzo removed his mask to reveal it was you the entire time.
Y/n: Stranger *chuckles then walks away leaving a gas grenade in his mouth*
You then drove off to one of Roman's Warehouses. Rick was there waiting for the money.
Rick: So I take it the plan went off without a hitch leaving you and me with the money. They never did suspect you were The Joker, especially after you had me brief them, did they?
Y/n: Hey Rick, you said you had a guy in real estate right?
Rick: Yeah why?
Y/n: Well, this place isn't all that great... I say we purchase a house really worth the name Joker... something fun... wait! A funhouse!
Rick: Yeah I think there's an amusement park not far from here just inside of Vale's walls.
Y/n: Perfect, you know you really are proving your worth, I may just keep you along longer than I had planned.
Rick: Y-you mean it?
Y/n: Yeah, well for now anyway... wait do you hear that?
Rick: Yeah it's coming from inside that building, it's a club of some sort.
You looked in to see a certain blonde-haired girl and a whole lot of injured guards.
Yang: Sup, I noticed you peeking in, say do I know you or something?
Y/n: No, can't say I've had the pleasure of meeting you before.
Yang: Funny that's the first time anyone has ever called it a pleasure and gotten away with it. Anyway, I'm going to the clown rally wanna join?
Y/n: Sure but first, do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend, one night he goes off crazier than usual, mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself, he doesn't like that. Not... one... bit... so me watching, takes the knife to her laughing while he does it, he turns to me and he says, 'Why so serious?!' he comes at me with the knife 'Why so serious?!' puts the blade in my mouth 'Let's put a smile on that face!' aaaand... Why so serious?
You were about to make the slice when...
Yang: I don't really care about the reason for it, I'm going just because it sounds fun... y-you know?
You paused for a second then broke into laughter. She gave a nervous glance, knowing that I had almost killed her.
Y/n: Why didn't you just say so? Where is it taking place?
*Timeskip*
You arrived to see the army of clowns, everyone looked over to you, you just waved through the crowd, that is until you saw someone familiar. It was impossible though, out of the hundreds here, what were the chances of meeting her here?
Y/n: W-wait it's her, that same girl... why do we keep running into each other?
She saw you too and removed her mask.
Yang: Ha my innocent girl disguise worked, I, Yang Xiao Long have tricked you, Joker.
She twisted your arm then slammed you on the ground, she expected you to yell out in pain, but only got laughter. Her grip eased up for a second allowing you to turn yourself and strike her face causing her to stumble back.
Y/n: *insane laughter*
You then pulled out your blade and started slicing the air as you got closer. She lunged towards you but you caught her arm and stabbed it making her arm go limp. She rushed towards you as put your foot out and tripped her. You then pulled out a grenade.
Y/n: I guess it's time to end this with a YANG!
You were about to toss it until you saw her start laughing with a small blush.
Yang: *laughs* Aw, you used my name for a pun. *chuckles* You're kind of funny... for a criminal that is.
You were stunned, no one had ever called you funny before, you quickly threw the grenade behind you blowing up Rick.
Y/n: Damn it, Rick... you got blood on my shoes.
Red Cloak Girl: Yang we've got to go now!
Yang got up with her aura already healing her injuries, you rolled your eyes but before leaving she kissed your cheek.
Yang: Maybe I'll see you again, 'J'
You felt your cheek where she kissed you and tilted your head going into thought.
Y/n: What the hell is wrong with that girl?
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The Scars of Laughter (Joker Reader x RWBY)
FanfictionY/n was a war veteran thought to have died, he grew up an orphan. Thought to be dead all files of his existence were removed, all his permanent records, fingerprints, facial identification, and psych profiles, all removed. Y/n soon realizes how mess...
