Hans is a tampon! XD

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Hey guys! The name's Sabrina and I have just thought up the most AMAZING IDEA EVER!
You've probably seen a lot of 'Percy Jackson meets Facebook' and other fandoms, but NO ONE has done one for Frozen and the Big 4 and stuff, so I thought, why shouldn't I make one? This will probably only be updated like when I'm bored, or suffering from writer's block and such, so don't get too stressy with me, if there's a long waiting time in between! I AM THE FIRST OFFICAL PERSON TO DO THIS, SO THERE PEOPLE.

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Elsa of Arendelle has joined Facebook.

Elsa of Arendelle is now friends with Anna of Arendelle and 15 others.

Elsa of Arendelle has updated her status:

Hi everyone! Just got Facebook, as you can see! :)

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Comments:

Anna of Arendelle: Finally!!! My big sis is not as much of a loser as I thought she was!

Elsa of Arendelle: Excuse me!? I have more style in my little finger than you could ever dream of having! :O

Anna of Arendelle: Yeah sure... all you do, is go round 'letting go' and wearing ridicoulously skimpy clothing when the weather's like, -100⁰, just to impress a certain Winter Spirit. ._.

Elsa of Arendelle: *blushing*

Jack Frost:Who is this Winter Spirit? Can I meet him PLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEE???

Anna of Arendelle: *facepalm*

Anna of Arendelle has updated her status:

Elsa, I think this is the one!!!!You're going to love this baby!!!

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Comments:

Elsa Arendelle: Anna, you said the same thing about Hans and look how he turned out!

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Hans of the Southern Isles: I know, aren't I just soooo beautiful, splentaculous and awesome!?

The sky is very blue,

My horse's nose is a nose,

I am beautiful.

lsa of Arendelle: GET OUT OF HERE HANS!!!!!AND YOUR POETRY SUCKS!!!!

Hans of the Southern Isles: Well there's no need to be rude, and you wouldn't be able to do better! ._.

Elsa of Arendelle: Would so!

Hans of the Southern Isles: Would not, and your parents thought you were so ugly , they locked you in your room for 10 years. LOL!

Eugene Fitzhebert: STOP!!!!

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Eugene Fitzherbert: Pass the Popcorn! ;)

Jack Frost:*passes the popcorn* Here you go!

Eugene Fitzhebert: Ok, you may continue

Elsa of Arendelle: I'M GONG TO KILL YOU HANS, AND YOU TOO EUGENE ...YOU...YOU TAMPONS!!!

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Comments:

Rapunzel Corona: Oh dear...

Anna of Arendelle: All I was going to say was I've found the love of my life-my giant Cadbury Milk Chocolate Bar...I was going to share it with her, but now...

Astrid Hofferson: Slumber party?! My place?!

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Comments:

Anna of Arendelle: Be round in 5.

Rapunzel Corona: Right there!

Jack Frost: OMG TOTS CANNOT WAIT!!!

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Comments:

Astrid Hofferson: Jack GO AWAY!!! Like SERIOUSLY ,this is a girl-only slumber party. Go find your friends, oh yeah... YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!!

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Jack Frost: Girlfriends?

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I need at least two votes before I continue the story, so yeah...

Hope you enjoyed-it was fun to write!!! BTW I used the tampon part from the 'Worst story on Wattpad'.

Teenage witch-out.

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