stories about my boring life(why do i sound so white)

Me and my friend worshiping Kurt Cobain

I have a friend her name is Ali (@Dannydorito101)we worship Kurt Cobain. We love Nirvana. We have many photos of Kurt on her wall. even a small one that we flick (spank to her). We hang out not to much as we live far away.  We do call and text (were on call atm for 7 hours and our other friend hunter is asleep because he is a hobo)  i bought montage of heck to her house to watch. When we were watching Courtney Love be a crackhead and destroy Kurt slowly. And flashing her tits to the screen :0. We was spanking the mini of Kurt on her wall. and eating popcorn shortly after Ali accidentally sit in the popcorn making it asscorn. We also shoved a piece of asscorn up alis ass (it wasn't in actually in her we kept her pants on only Jonathon brandis can take off alis pants) we listen to a Nirvana song once a day and pray to a photo of kurt and call our cult. Tiny Kurt Cobain Cult. I am the leader :)