Do I want a husband? It is a very important question these days, as everybody likes to stick their noses in each other's business. So when I was asked whether or not I want a husband, I decided to think about it seriously. What would a husband be good for? Why do I want a husband?
I want a husband who knows that he has to make all the major decisions in the house. He needs to know that stress can cause pimples and wrinkles, and my skin is much too precious to be corrupted with worries about what's best for everyone. He cannot be selfish in these decisions, either, because my kids' lives depend on them.
I want a husband who knows that I have a lot of responsibilities. That's why he has to work full time and even overtime, so he can assume all the finances of the house. I want a husband who knows that if I work, my money is my money, and so I have every right to spend it as I wish. Therefore, he must pay the mortgage, bills, groceries, and any other expenses that may come up. He must, of course, also pay for my self-care products and spa days, because he needs to take care of me, too.
I want a husband who is prompt at what time he comes home every night, not even a minute late, so that I do not mess up my daily schedule. He must understand that I have spent hours with the kids everyday, and so need time off without him or them clouding my mind. During this self-care time, he must take care of the kids and clean the house so that when I come home, I feel calm.
I want a husband who knows that I need some time off other than just the spa days, so he would plan trips for us. These go beyond just the occasional road trips to include international cruises, resorts, and the best getaway spots. During this time, he must, of course, look after the kids, because I need to be able to tan without worrying about who pushed the other.
I want a husband who knows that cooking everyday is too much work, so he needs to order take-out at least twice a week for my peace of mind. Of course, this must come out of his paycheck, too. If my husband decides to have friends or family over, he must also order food because cooking for that many people is not what I signed up for. And if we're going to bring food to somewhere, he must know how to cook properly because my cooking is only limited to my husband and kids.
I want a husband who knows that I need the T.V. to myself because I simply cannot sit here and watch his football games. He also must sit down and watch all cooking shows, movies, and even House Hunters with me, because these are important bonding moments for families. If the wifi ever stopped, I need him to know how to fix that, because the router is simply too old for me to touch.
Not just wifi, but my husband must know all the plumbing details there are. If a pipe or faucet is broken, he needs to know how to fix that himself. If, perchance, he needs to hire a professional, it goes without saying that he needs to pay for that out of pocket, too. This is not just limited to plumbing, but extends to yard work, washing machines, dishwashers, and any other machinery in the house.
I want a husband who will know how hard I've worked on my appearance, and so compliments me every chance he gets. When I ask him what I should wear, he must know every piece of clothing I own, and what would look good with what. I want a husband who goes out of his way to make us match so that everyone knows that we are a couple. I want a husband who has a tie to match every single dress I've ever owned, so that we do not look different.
Of course I want a husband who can look after me without a single thought of himself, because that's how important I am. My husband can take all the roles of the man in the house so that I can live a peaceful life with my nails and coffee and books. It truly would be an enchanting experience to have a husband, so why wouldn't I want one?
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