It Ain't Me - RWBY x Special Forces Male Reader

Chapter 3: Bird is a Word

(Y/n PoV)

Me and Woods wake up after settling in the Dorm. I went to bathroom in order to tidy up my hair and put my Tiger Stripe Uniform. After I left the bathroom and saw Woods already dressed. His Goatee was neatly cleaned.
Woods: "You're ready to do this shit?" He asked. I grinned.
(Y/n): "Fuck yes" I replied and we went to Chow Hall.
As we entered we saw a lots of Teens eating and joking. We took some chicken, rice and salads with two glasses of Cola and sat down with team RWBY.
(Y/n): "Howdy" I said.
Ruby: "So....ehhh...I never asked you about your name.." Ruby said.
(Y/n): "Name's (Y/n), This dumb fella on my left is a Frank Woods" I gestured at Frank who just grinned. They all introduced themselves and soon, another team sat down on table.
?????: "Hey Guys....who are them?" A blonde guy asked. I looked at him
(Y/n): "Name's (Y/n), boy" I said
Woods: "Frank's the name" Woods replied.
Jaune: "Well, then, My name is Jaune, Short, Sweet, Rolls of the tongue, Ladies love it" He said.
Woods: "Do they?" He asked chuckling. Jaune sighed and sat down. Soon, rest of his team introduced themselves.
??????: "Owww...let me go"
??????: "Damn! I told you they were real!"
??????: "What a freak!"  I heard some pained cries and laughing, so I turned my head torwards the direction from which it came from.
Some team was bullying a Faunus girl.
(Y/n): "Who's this asshole?" I asked
Blake: "That's Cardin Winchester. Bully and Racist bastard" Blake replied. I sighed and got up.
Ruby: "Where you're going?" Ruby asked.
(Y/n): "I'm going to introduce myself" I grinned and walked up to the Cardin. They didn't noticed me.
(Y/n): "If I were you, I'd let her go" I said. He turned to me.
Cardin: "Or what?" He replied.
(Y/n): "Or I'm going to make your ass take up This Mohawk looking Faggot's Leg without fucking Vaseline. Jeez, am I looking at Huntsmen or bunch of Sissy Homosexual fucks?" I replied.
Cardin: "What did you said punk?" He said while moving a bit closer to me. I grinned
(Y/n): "I SAID, YOU DUMB FUCKING EXAMPLE OF REVERSE EVOLUTION, THAT I'M GOING TO GET THIS FAGGOT'S LEG AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CAN CHOKE ON IT!" I spoke loudly.  Cardin, as expected. rushed at me. He cocked his arm back, ready to hit me, so I side-stepped and tripped him. He fell on the ground. I jumped on his back, put his head in a head lock with my legs, while pulling his right arm to me.
(Y/n): "Do you feel so lucky asshole? Do you feel like a fucking huntsman? People like you I shoot on daily basis so Only thing I will feel after breaking your arm will be SATISFACTION! ARE WE CLEAR?!" I roared.
Cardin: "Y-Yes ARGH" He started to say but I broke his arm anyway. I released him and shoved him at his team.
(Y/n): "Get this fuckhead to infirmary" I growled. They nodded and rushed away.
?????: "T-Thank you" I heard a faunus say. I turned to her and smiled.
(Y/n): "Don't be. If they try to bother you, just hit up Room 1968 and Me and Woods will help ya, 'kay?" I said and she nodded. I nodded and returned to the table.
Woods: "As always, You're good with Inter-personal relationships, huh?" He joked.
(Y/n): "Yep...that's how I scored your mom" I retorted. We laughed.
Weiss: "That was brutal and savage" Weiss said. I looked at her.
(Y/n): "I was goin' easy on him. If It was brutal and savage, he would have his legs broken, nose broken, arm broken and severe concussions" I said. They looked at me shocked.
Woods: "We're soldiers, that's how we're trained to by our Gunny" He said.
Pyrrha: "Gunny?" Pyrrha asked. I grinned
(Y/n): "Gunnery Sergeant R.Lee Ermey, toughest bastard Of USVMC. He can turn maggots into fine soldiers...I remember my first day in Boot Camp" I said.


FLASHBACK 5 YEARS AGO

I was just a Rookie, a Pvt. (Y/n). I was in the row when a man dressed in USVMC Alphas entered the barracks.
Ermey: "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grab-ass-tic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me! But the more you hate me, the more you will learn! I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on Faunus, humans, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps. Do you maggots understand that?" He yelled.
All: "SIR YES SIR!" We replied. He went on and stopped in front of me.
Ermey: "What's your name, Private?!"
(Y/n): "PRIVATE (Y/N), SIR!" I replied.
Ermey: "Bullshit! From now on, you're Private Snake-Shit. Do you like that name?" He screamed.
(Y/n): "Sir! It's Perfect, Sir!" I replied.
Ermey: "How tall Are you?" He asked.
(Y/n): "I'm (Height), Sir!"
Ermey: " (Height)? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?!"
(Y/n): "Sir, No, Sir!" I replied.
Marine at the back: "Is that you John Wayne, or Is it Me?"
Ermey: "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking DIE! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!"

FLASHBACK END

(Y/n): "Yep...gotta love Gunny" I chuckled and finished food. Woods already finished and he's been waitin' for me. We got up,  returned the dishes and trays and went to our classes.


THE END OF CHAPTER 3
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CreepingDeath84
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