001: The New Kid

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Sometime in the near future...

Keomi's POV
Sitting in my favorite chair with not a care in the world and a book in my hands........yea ok anyway what else is on this tv? 

How we made it to the future and there's STILL nothing on tv??? Back in my days we went outside and played Back That Azz Up for the '99 and the 2000s. I was scrolling through the channels until I found a throwback channel.

"Ooo yes! Niggalodeon is on!" I said excitedly. Haven't seen this in years.

ANTWONNN

Just what I needed. No more kids. No more stress. Just kick back- "GRANNYYYYY"

Fuck. Well that was short lived.
"Yesssss?" I said in annoyance while rolling my eyes because now I can't watch my show. I sat up in my seat and watched as thing one thing two and thing three came in front of my tv.

"What do y'all want?" 

"Granny, can you tell us about the time you and grandpa met?" My oldest grandson asked with a spark in his eye. You can tell he was already up to no good. I wonder if it's too late to send em back to the hospital and ask for a refund.

"Yeaaaa....no." I said sarcastically not really in the highest mood to be bothered.

"Pleaseeeeeeee?" My grand daughter now begging looking like her ugly ass daddy. Only I can call my son ugly.

"nope." I replied again unfazed and shaking my head no.

"Pleaseeeeeee?" all of them said in unison.

"Go head and get the photo album bruh. Worse than y'all damn daddies." I said letting a deep sigh I didn't even know I was holding in.

They all took off running towards my hallway closet almost breaking each other's necks trying to get to the album at the top of the closet.

All I could do was shake my head as I turned off the tv and watched them come back in full speed. I just starred blankly at them before I took the album from them.

Alright. Let's begin.

Keyshawn's POV
Being the new kid at school was one thing. But, being a new kid at school in the same hometown you grew up in before you moved away is a completely different story. Am I happy about this movin back and forth shit? Hell naw. But it is what it is. 

As I was sitting at the edge of my bed, I glanced over at my dresser and looked at a familiar group picture. Before I left out the blue to a whole new state, I was the man at my middle school. I had a lotta potnas and alllll the girls on me. But there was always this one girl that always made my heart start trippin. She was my bestie. She was my girl.
Maybe we'll reunite one day princess.

School
Time: 8:33 A.M.

Checklist:
Curls poppin for da hoez? ✔️
Got yo schedule?✔️
Locker combo?✔️
Make basketball team?✔️

I walked to my locker. Mane these school pants ain't the move bruh. Can't wait to gym.

1 minute lata...

On my mama Fuck. This. Combination.
Broke ass school

??: Ya gotta shake the lock like dem thirsty hoez be throwin they azz back when the rent due.

I looked over to where the voice came from. I started cheesing like a fat girl just found an extra donut in her dozen.

"Ayo Manny!" I said as I dapped off my bro since rugrats.

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