y/n's fav cook released a new cookbook with some new homemade recipes for the public to enjoy but it turns a bit weird??
How do you get half of these things?
I love this simple recipe for pasta and tomato sauce as it's so creamy and yummy. I highly recommend this for family dinners of special occasions where you need to pull something together quick!!
For this lovely recipe you will need
- Pasta 200g - Water 200ml - Pee 100ml - Period blood (all of it) - Ur 6th girl's titty milk 40ml - Any vegetables 50g - Ur Dad's pp juice 30ml (if he's got that much) - OPTIONAL Pubes for extra flavour
Step One --
Boil the pasta, to do this collect your pee and water and combine in the ratio of 1:2 pee to water. Add this into a medium sized pan and put on medium heat. Add the pasta and wait until bubbles are seen. Let the pasta sit in the pee-water until hard or practically liquefied (to personal preference). This should cook for anything around 12-69 mins. It should look nice and frothy.
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Step Two --
Making the sauce is a little tricky but once you do it a couple of times, it will all come naturally. Firstly get a large bowl and pour in your period blood from either yourself or your homie, sister, mother or goldfish. Get your girl's titty milk and mix it in a separate bowl with your dads's pp juice before putting it all into the bigger bowl with the period blood. Get a whisk and mix all three components together until thick and creamy. Next collect your vegetables and chop them up into small pieces and add them to the bowl of sauce. Put the contents of the bowl into a small pan and put on low to medium heat for 8 mins until thick. This should look something like the image below.
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Step Three --
Once the pasta is done simmering, get a colander and put the pasta into a bowl, pour the sauce on top of the sauce before sprinkling some pubes which are really flavorsome.
And that's it! I hope you enjoy the pasta Y/N, and I can't wait to see you for the next recipe.
