American School isn't JUST school, in American School we are required to bring our bald eagles(which we get at the eagle ceremony at the age of eleven), a bucket of KFC for the cafeteria, your gun, and your freedom. The dress code? Wear red, white, and blue, and NOTHING else. Everyday at 5:13 AM or PM (America was America in 1776. 17 in time is 5 and 7+6=13) we let our bald eagles screech into the sky, declaring our freedom against the world. Every day in the Northern states, a child over 11 is chosen to journey to Canada with their bald eagle and American attire(red, white, and blue) to go scream, "FREEDOOOOOOM!!!" In Canada and hope they don't get arrested for not being free enough. American School has freedom parades with deep fried freedom and a side of liberty and justice for all. We bathe in our freedom. We are freedom, freedom is us.
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Life of an American
HumorThe life of an American, with deep fried liberty, justice, and freedom for all.