Jewel : *Exists*
GRAY: hello there my lovely daughter
Jay Park: No, she's my daughter
Simon Dominic: nope, she's my daughter bitches
Taeil [from Block B]: Nah I'm pretty sure she's mine
Zion.T: She's mine I'm taking her back
J.Seph [from KARD, with a Broom]: DON'T WORRY MY DAUGHTER, PAPA'S HERE TO SAVE YOU
Jewel: excuse me?
S.coups: Let's us just go home
—
Jewel: let's be clear here
Jewel: no one in our group acts their age
—
Jewel: where's Jae?
Young K: I don't know, I lost him
Jewel: this call for drastic measures
Jewel : *inhales*
Young K: shit here we go again
Jewel : *yells* JAEHYUNGPARKIAN IS NOT REAL
Jae: WHERE ARE YOU? IT'S REAL YOU LITTLE SHI-
Jewel: found him
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MC: Nu'est, Seventeen, or Monsta X?
Jewel: Nu'emonteen
Jewel: what? No one said that I couldn't combine their name
—
Jooheon:
Hoshi:
Jewel: Oh, sorry. I thought Jooheon cloned himself
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Woozi: H-
Jewel: Omg, so talented *wipes tears*
—
Jewel: do that thing
Vernon: what?
Jewel: the thing that made my mood skyrocketed
Vernon: *curse*
Jewel: hell yeah, thanks man
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JR: Ren said he doesn't want to give you attention
Jewel: then f his attention, I just need yours
JR: but you have Aron's and Baekho's
Jewel :
Jewel: ᴼᵘᶜʰ ⁿᵒᵗᶦᶜᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵉⁿᵖᵃᶦ
—
Jewel: Sign this
Jun: Is that our marriage certificate?
Jewel: No.
Jun, sadly: Oh...
—
"YOU LET MINGYU LOOSE WITH A WATER GUN??!!"
- Jewel probably—
Jewel: Stop looking down on me
Woozi, on the counter: what the...
—
Burglar: Give me your money or you'll die
Vernon: Shit you asked the wrong question
Burglar: What-
Jewel: You can take my life, I don't get paid enough for this shit anyway
-
The8: So as your best friend-
Jewel: But, Dino is my best friend
The8: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
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S.coups: Don't cry
Jewel: I'm not crying. I'm having an allergic reaction
S.coups: To what
Jewel: Human
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Jeonghan: Are you ready to go out and greet these girls?
Jewel: [Panicked bi screech]
Jeonghan: Got it, have a nice day
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[In a group chat]
Jewel: I'm god
Jewel: good*
Jewel: nvm I'm god
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Jewel: What are we?
S.coups: Human?
Jewel: Well, that's right, but, like what are we?
S.coups: Leos?
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Jewel: *texting Woozi* I MISS YOU SO MUCH PLEASE COME BACK QUICK
Jewel: *deletes messages, retyping* Hurry up I need help on getting rid of these bodies
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Jewel: Can you help me with my wedding?
Jewel: Oh! I didn't know you were getting married. What do you want me to do?
Jewel: Be my wife
Dino: Give me the taser again
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