Obama's bath
Barack arrived home in his black Cadillac, tired and sad. He was in the mood for a bath, so immediately he took off his clothes and started the water. He laid inside the bath relaxing as the warm water went over his body. He saw a shadow, confused, he looked but saw nothing. He laid back again and closed his eyes. Suddenly, he saw an orange figure. Trump was standing there naked! Obama screamed a high pitch scream as trump grabbed him flipped him over and poured ketchup all over his back. He pulled out his emergency Big Mac and turned obama into a snacc. Obama moaned as trump poured salt on the buns. He sat on Obama and crushed him. Obama screamed. Michelle walked in confused. Bar bar? Are you okay? Suddenly, she heard a sound.
"AHAISMOQQSJAHHHFUFCKEIJSOqjNo"
Barack?
Then trump spoke.
Hey Michelle.. want quarter pounder?
"AHHHHHHHHH"
Trump grabbed Michelle and pounded her with his gavel and turned her into the beef. Then he put them together and took a bite. It tasted amazing to him..He ate the whole thing. Then he turned off the water and finished Obama's bath.
