once upon a time there was this one shitty rat named Carlito and he lived in China. Carlito was from the sewers because his rat family abdomen him lol. he had one friend ary and they were also a rat so the two rats hung together. they lowkey were on crack so ary once said ''aye bruh lets spread some diseases lol'' and Carlito liked the idea A LOT. so they went into a lab ańd lowkey drank some funny-tasting water. they cried tears of gay and Carlito said ''ho3 that was so funny ight lets tell everyone else'' and so they went around the hOOd and told other grabbar about the funny juice and apparently they lowkey diseased them meanwhile. tho nobody cared lol. so the rat community was pretty damn HUGe (in comparison to Carlitos micro pp which was and still is small haha)- so they quickly sickened other rats and birds and birds r smort so they flew around the country and their poopoo included some baD viruz named after the beer Corona cuz fuck it that's epic. but ary actually haTED Carlito so they went to Carlitos owner Carlos in Sweden and diseased them with Corona but oopsie it didn't kill Carlos :( but there were a lot of murder attempts on both ary and Carlos so they lowkey both died but ary died first cuz they are a rat and rats have worse immune system from what ik from my online biologist pro Wikipedia. but well they both met in hell and Carlito died of sadness (actually of drinking too much funny lab juices) and they had a party there while more and more ppl joined them lol. and that's how plague inc. became a meme ight the end
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