The Cat in the Hat beats Jhonen V Fangirls with a Bat

The Cat in the Hat hates fangirls who yell like that

there he sat
The Cat in the hat
He stared out the window
No smile to be cracked

For outside his window
He sat and stared
At fangirls screaming
You better beware

They're scarier than monsters underneath your bed
Theyll threaten horrible things to mess with your head
Their love for one man grew and grew
His name is Jhonen Vasquez its not very new

Jhonen is well known for his wonderful art
It's bloody, it's scary, and it comes from his heart
But what he didn't know when he started writing one day
Was that thousands of girls would come to bay

"I really love Zim"
One said with a smile
"Oh please, my love for Membrane goes miles and miles!!"
"NONSENSE"
Screamed one, louder than the rest
"I really like Johnny for he is the best!"

AT LAST THE CAT IN THE HAT COULD TAKE IT NO LONGER
He sat and stared and began to ponder
How will I be rid of these girls that I HATE
He looked around outside till he saw by the gate

A baseball bat, sitting quietly still
He looked over at the fangirls crouding the hill
He picked up the bat, he knew what to do
"THIS MUST COME TO AN END!!"
It's sad but true

He quietly crept behind the girls with such care
The bat was drawn, then it swung through the air!
The screams of delight soon turned to crying.
As the bat swung more, people were dying.

The weapon was dropped, the survivors ran away
Not many had made it, to live another day.
The cat was Extatic! Overjoyed at the sight!
So many dead bodies! Oh What a delight!
That day became known, very sadly, the day that:
the Cat in the Hat killed fangirls with a baseball bat.
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I'm giving credit
_s-n-e-k_
Gave me this idea lmao