cursed Total Drama ONESHOTS???

CURSED TOP CODY X ALEJANDRO (EPIC SMUT)

Hope you guys enjoy this cursed total drama crackfic of my favourte OTP... *blushed emoji* (because my coputer doesnt hav emojis)

"Damn it Cody, the bell rang 69 minutes ago for the next class!! Why the hell do you have to be so late?!" Cody pants to nobody in particular, running as fast as his legs can carry him through the hallway. His beautiful brown hair is flowing in the wind, revealing his giant but gorgeous forehead, which defines his manly toothgap.

Oh why am I not at home?  He ponders. While he runs through the school corridors, he suddenly slips over what seems to be a pair of his underwear. Probably from Sierra.

As he slips, he crashes face first into the door to a classroom, and he dramatically falls through. Coincidentally it is the class he is supposed to be in. Everybody stares at him, including his Teacher- Chris.

"You dumb f***! You're late!!" Chris scolds, "Also, whose the mother***** censoring my swear words?! That takes away the whole ********* fun of this crackfick!"

But Cody isn't looking at Chris... His gaze is on another man. A tall, young, tanned and handsome looking spanish boy.

"You puta," Says Alejandro slyly, in his sexy tone, "I've been here the entire time waiting for you.."

Alejandro blushes as he says this, and Cody suddenly feels a sense of superiority upon him. 

"You sexy beast" He winks at him.

He kisses Alejandro's hand and the latin man squeaks but we don't really know why.

Time passes until eventually, the bell rings for lunchtime. Cody grabs Alejandro's hand as he rushes out the classroom, taking a seat at their very own large table reserved especially for them at the cafeteria.

The two boys stare deeply into eachothers eyes before Cody leans into his ear.
"I've been waiting for this all day.." He whispers hoarsely, before making out with Alejandro just like how Bridgette made out with that pole. 

Hot, hot minutes passed as they made out before Chef creeps up behind the making-out-couple, causing them to jump out their seats. 

"Are you two gonna fuck or something?" Chef asks, nudging the turned on Alejandro.

Alejandro swears he can hear Chris in the background, yelling something along the words "how come Chef doesn't get censored?!"

"W-What?! N-No, what are you talking about chef?! I would never..." 
The latino man's voice trails off as he gets caught up in Cody's intent gaze. Chef smirks and winks at them before Cody jumps and pushes down Alejandro, now lying on top of him.

Alejandro's face goes hot before Cody's lips press down against his. He runs his hand up his shirt, while the other is holding down onto Alej's wrist to stop him from squirming. Wow.. OMG.. Cody is strong.. He definitely has abs hidden under that nerdy shirt.

"C-Cody.. what are you.."

"Shhhut your mouth Al"

He rips off Alejandro's pants and they just fuck very sexily while Alejandro moans hotly.

But in the middle of Cody doing his 'you-know-what' to Alejandro, one of Harolds ninja stars accidentally fly into Cody's face.

"OW HAROLD I AM HAVING A GOOD TIME WHY ARE YOU STPID!?" Cody squeals.

Alejandro quickly gets up.

"Wait a minute.. Aren't I supposed to be top?"

"No" Jo says.