The Eeveelution Prophesy

'Gooooood Morning!'

     Darkness woke up with a jolt. It had been about a week since he was able to gather everyone who he believed to be part of something big. What was this big thing, some may ask? Well, he had found an ancient scroll that spoke of eight eeveelutions who were all related in some way. Now that he had them all together, though, he was having an increase of dreams centered around some weird demon.

     His mate Winter, however, was still asleep in her elegant position. Carefully, so not to wake her, he crawled out of bed. When he went downstairs, he saw that a few members of the gang was already awake. The jolteon, who was Winter's cousin, was Static. He knew her very well, after all, Static made her preposal to her mate Ribbon. His nephew, Drizzle was awake as well. By the looks of it, though, they were fighting over the cereal.

     "You always have the last bowl!" Static shot.

     "Not my fault you aren't out of bed sooner. Maybe if you used your alarm clock, you wouldn't have that problem." Drizzle fired.

     "Will both of you SHUT UP! You're gonna wake up to whole house." Darkness's brother Daniel, said from the living room.

     "HOW ABOUT YOU ALL SHUT IT?!" Dark yelled, making everyone go quiet. "Good, now that you're quiet, what's the issue?"

     "Drizzle's hogging up all the damn cereal." Static muttered.

     "Watch the language, Static. I've got kids, and there are humans reading this that wouldn't approve of the mouth." Dark replied, smirking.

     "It's not my fault Static's just a fat lard who's always hungry." Drizzle yelped indignantly.

     "Hey! I can fix this, so both of you, shut up!" Darkness repeated.

     The jolteon and vaporeon looked at him doubtingly. They learned that Darkness kinda sucked at fixing things. After all, he nearly got Winter killed once by Ribbon's psychotic brother. He said that he blamed himself for it, but every all said that it was more Lyco's fault, a pokemon who Darkness later on had killed.

     He grabbed the bowl and the cereal. Without any regrets, he dumped all of it down an incinerator and threw the bowl at the wall, shattering it. Drizzle and Static looked like they would love to kill him. Daniel got up and stood by his shiny umbreon brother.

     "Hey. How about we settle this when he go to train later. Classic duos battle." Daniel said finally after a full minute of silence. 

     "Agreed. Me and Daniel vs. you and Static, Drizzle. You two bring your A-game, because we will."

     "What's up with all the noise?" Winter and Ribbon both asked, coming out of their rooms.

     "Gooooood Morning!" Darkness said sarcastically.