Program : *sees spyware* oH SHIT- A RAT- THERES A MOTHERFREAKING RAT-
Software : hey I'm lesbian
Program : I thought you were American
Scareware : rRAH
Program : AAH! Stop, I could've dropped my croissant.
Cloud : I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing
Hard drive : ...bUt ChA dIdNt
Edgygram : I'll show you how punk I am!
Edgygram, after punching the wall like an idiot : get me to the infirmary
Software : no, I am not soft, I am a sharp triangle
