[Baby X Ballora One-Shots]

Drabbles Saga

I guess these are all imma put my effort into for a lil bit while I work on a few other things at once-

Enjoy~

But skip this one if you want, most of you probably wouldn't get it.

In a universe overlap between The Arcana and Sister Location; Baby: Okay, so you're all human?

Portia: Yeah, pretty much.

Baby: Then how was he a ghost, (points to Lucio) what are those glowy things on your bodies, (meaning Nadia's, Asra's and Julian's chakra's) why can they do magic, (pointing to Asra) and what the hell is up with your eyes (meaning Lucio's eyes and Julian's one eye)?!

Nadia: It's a long, long story.  Everyone tells it different, with us there are six sides to the story.

Nadia: But my late husband started it.

Lucio: No I di-

I'm sorry, if you know you know, if you don't then oh well.

Driving to the store with Baby driving, Modern Human AU; Ballora: Are you paying attention to the road?

Baby: I am looking at the road

Baby: I am watching cars

Baby: But no

Ballora: (slaps forehead)

Baby: I'm thinking about being gay.

John Mulaney everybody.

Getting ready for a Christmas themed celebration; Baby: Has anyone seen my jingle belled choker? I need it before my show tonight.

Lolbit: Ballora had it last, said something about 'disapproving what you'd be promoting while wearing it'.

Baby:

Baby: She know I'm supposed to be a reindeer, right?

Lolbit: She said that you being a reindeer made it worse.

Baby: THESE ARE CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF TEN, THEY ARE PURER THAN ANYONE!

Ballora: Don't forger there are also adults.

Baby:

Baby: just gimme my bells.

I don't know if anyone else will get this honestly.

High school AU; Funtime Foxy: Just, ask her about her hobbies.

Baby: Bold of you to assume I can even muster up anything besides a 'bye'.

Ballora: (walking up to them) She isn't wrong you know.  Example.

Baby: Bye. (walks off)

Funtime Foxy: sigh

Hah

High school AU; Baby: (in a bad mood)

Funtime Foxy: What's up with her?

Lolbit: Don't know, but Ballora's been like that too.

Ballora: (on the other end of the table, also in a bad mood)

Funtime Foxy: You don't think,

Lolbit: Oh I think.

Lolbit: Hey Babs, what's up?

Baby: Ballora's a liar. 

Ballora: (standing up from the other end of the table and pointing a finger at Baby) I am not a liar! You just won't accept the truth!