Vials [Errorink]

Dinner

Gradient and pj were sick. Literally. They ate so much fucking cake that they were almost past out. Of course, they left some for papa and dad but... Ugh they felt horrible.

Ink was in the kitchen, making sunday dinner. No, they're not religious.. Its something errors mum insisted on. Its.. A family thing. Error walked in and kissed ink's cheek. Then.. Went over to the bin and opened it.

"Papa... It hurts" pj whined, entering the room.
"Oh, sweetheart i don't know what else i can do.. Ive given you medicine"
"Uggggggggh" he whined, leaving the room.
"Hey error, could you- oh for fucks sake i told you to stop eating out the bin!!"

"Hm.." error took the half eaten toast out his mouth and put it back in the bin. "I was hungry"
"Don't eat anything or you'll spoil dinner!"
"sorry mum"
"What?"
"Sorry ink"

Speaking of mums, errors mum came into the kitchen.
"Piss off" ink said. And piss off she did.

"Papaaaaaaaaa" gray whined as he entered the kitchen.
"I've done all i can do, go ask nana for a worther or something" ink suggested.
"Why don't you-"
"Shut up dad you pice of shit, no one wants your shity advisesssaaa" gray whined as he left the kitchen.

~time skip~

Everyone was sat around the beautifully spread table. Error's mum was smiling happily at the end of it, pj had his head thrown back over the top of the chair, gray had his head flat on the table, error was sat opposite the boys and next to ink who was at the other end.

"Ok, i just want to say-"
DingDong
"I got it" pi moaned. He left the dining room and went to answer the door. Gray sat up, grabbed the salt and poored it into pj's drink. Then laid down again. "You kids are so fucking-"
"Papa!"
"Yes sweetie?"
"Its.. Um keran"
"For fucks sake" ink mumbled as he got up.

He walked to the door where his son and bitch tits was.
"What is it?"
"Your car!"
"What?"
"Its parked too close to my house!! I almost crashed! My poor kids!"
"Are they ok?"
"Yes! My kids are fine! Its your fucking abominations that aren't!"
"Can.. Can your kids hear you?"
"My kids can't hear me cuz there listening to kids bop-"
Slam

"Yeahh no" ink mumbled as he and pj went back to dinner.
They sat down.
"Hey pj, why don't you have a drink"
Pj, already seeing what his older brother did, took a big gulp... Then spat all of it out onto gray.
"FOR FUCK-"
"OH JAMMY!"
"Hm? Whats going on?" error asked.

Pj was laughing like ink when he's alone at night. Everyone ignored error, cuz he's a piece of shit.

"Can,  can we just have one.. Nice family dinner?" error's mum asked. "Piss off" ink said. And piss off she did.

The.. End.