Osomatsu-san~ What if's?/ Headcannon's

'HA' What if you met his family?

(A/N): This is a continuation of 'What if you mixed him up with one of his brothers'. Enjoy!

Osomatsu:

"I'm sorry. Could you repeat that?"

"Six. How many times do I have to say it (Y/N)? Six~" Osomatsu holds up six fingers in my face. This was the third time I had asked, but who wouldn't have trouble accepting something like this?

"Woah..." I sigh and look down at my drink. Luckily Todomatsu didn't decide to kick us out after the whole ordeal.

"Not something you see every day, huh? You sure are lucky to be dating me!" He snickers and lifts a finger to rub under his nose. Me? Lucky? Oh please.

"Just one question" I take a sip "How the hell have I never run into any of them before?! You all look the same! HOW?!" He laughs when I throw my hands in the air. This guy is going to be the end of me.

"How do you expect me to know? You met Todomatsu, isn't that enough?"

"No! What if I tried to kiss him, huh? Would you have cared then?" I grumble and slump into my seat. He goes quiet when I bring up that point. Not too long after a loud 'ding' resounded throughout the coffee house. Next thing I know there are four familiar faces piling in.

"No way! Todomatsu was telling the truth!" The first one inside shouts and points at our table. From around the counter Todomatsu joins them.

"I told you! How can that shitty eldest even get a girl to speak with him, let alone date him?!" His face scrunches up in disgust while glaring at Osomatsu. Unsurprisingly Oso takes it to heart. Why does this stuff always happen to me?

"Shut up fappymatsu! I'm the best out of all of us and you know it!" His trademark grin spreads on his face. One of them then bounds over and pulls me into a bone-crushing hug.

"Ooo you're pretty!" He cheers and twirls me out of my seat.At least he has a cheerful personality, that's not something I can say for the rest of them. I don't know what to be happier about: the fact that the shop was near empty or that they're at least not killing each other.

"O-oh. Thank you? I think?" I say as he sets me down.

"Jyushimatsu! You don't just do that to strangers!" The one still arguing with Osomatsu yells.

"Oi! Don't steal my (S/O) you prick!" Osomatsu yells.

"Die!"

"Now now my brotherz, let's not fight in front of- "Another one stepped in. The first thing noticeable is his sparkly blue pants. Honestly, they're so shiny that my eyes burn from looking at them.

"Shut up painfulmatsu!" They all screamed at him and one even tosses coffee. I follow the source to Todomatsu and he immediately turns from my disappointed stare.

"Enough! All of you sit the f*ck down while I get this one a towel!" At my voice they all silence instantly, and the first to have his butt in a chair is Osomatsu. One look at his knowing face had them all tamed.

"Here." I hand the one covered in coffee some napkins from the dispenser. Not the best, but all I can do for now. He speaks out a thank you as I move to sit in front of them.

"Names?" I ask, and they each introduce themselves. The last one was more of a grumble, but Ichimatsu doesn't seem too talkative so it's fine. With a small smile I return to my drink from before and take a sip.

"Name's (Y/N). Let's get to know each other!"

"Told you they were scary"

"NOT NOW TOTTY"