The night of the flying love festival was upon us and i was ecstatic i couldn't believe that IWAS GOING TO BE WATCHING THE FLYING LOVE FESTIVAL WITH SHREK. SHREK THE HOTTEST GUY IN SCHOOL.
I put a red dress on tonight dancing in the dark in the pale moon light. I ate a chicken tender and hopped in the plane at lax jk i hopped in my uber beside my moms cat mailbox that me and shrek had broken playing baseball when we were 13. I had a major flashback, i remembered the first time we met in kindergarten, and i remembered when i "accidentally" saw him husky green dick when we were 16. He was showering before going back to his house and i "accidentally" walked in on him, the water flowing down his green muscles it was a beautiful sight i was amazed.Then my uber honked and i got in all embarrassed.WHENI GOT IN I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES MY UBER DRIVER WAS CHASE HUSDON. He told me that he was always wanting to meet fans i nodded with a fake excited expression on his face. I didn't have to heart to tell him that i shipped charli with dixie *SwEeT hOmE aLaBamA*
I arrived at my destination and i began to get out the car but chase stopped me by turning around and saying wait. I looked back and there he was holding a bottle of lube and glow in the dark condoms. " i also love helping a girl out" he winked and turned around. i got out the car and chase drove away.
Clenching the lube and glow condoms i walked toward the edge of the hill. As i arrived i awaited my long buddy and hopefully lover.
