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"TAEHYUNG YOUR PHONE IS RINGINGGGG"

"I'm almost done just hang up I'll call them later"

Taehyung was still in the shower, making sure he smelled heavenly before they did the first thing on their list of things to do at the "sleepover " and what better thing to do then go to the one and ONLY Jung Hoseoks party.

"Why does it take and hour to wash your ass?"

"Because I have to make sure that my ass is clean to the CORE"

"The words you use"

"Shut the fuck up yoongi, you need to be worried about if your "Baby" is cleaning his ass PROPERLY"

"JUST HURRY THE FUCK UP, and yes Baby I do clean my ass properly, Taehyung on the other hand"

Taehyung turned off the water and stepped out the shower, shaking his mop of wet gray hair. Looking in the mirror he was sure there was WORK to do, AINT no way he was going to snatch some dick at the party .

'Oh what the fuck, am I still wearing mascara maybe I can wipe it off. This shit said waterproof why do I look like a crackhead dressed like a raccoon'

"Taehyung if your not dressed and ready in 30 mins me and Yoonie are leaving"

"Can you not use his pet name while you talk to me, and I'm....Close to being ready to get ready"

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN"

"Don't worry bout sweetheart, it's that spleh"

"Don't use TikTok references when you talk to me"

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