Countries Playing Risk

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YAY I FINALY UPDATED AGAIN!

(I apologize for spelling everything wrong in advance.)

(Also, if you know Hetalia, some of these charecter matches are hilarious due to what happens in said Hetalia.)

(Also, I don't know if anyone here knows Hetalia or the fandom of Hetalia to any extent, but Griever GK and Griever Shawney is how I will be referring to the 2p version of them, a sort of creepypasta if you will. A more 'dark Hetalia' or 'historical Hetalia' version of themselves. Thank you for understanding.)


Feyd (Estonia): Alright, game of risk, who goes first?

Reaper (England): Oh, I believe it's my turn.

Feyd: Alright.

Reaper: I think I will invade... India.

Shailvalki (India): What? Again? You really want to go through this again?

Reaper: Oh.

Shailvalki: Seriously?

Reaper: Uh, not- not-

Shailvalki: You can change, you can change. (I'm not entirely sure that's what was said don't sue me.)

Reaper: No, not- I'll invade, Ireland.

Oxus (Ireland): Really?

Reaper: Uh, never mind.

Shailvalki: What is the point with this guy?

Reaper: I will invade Hong Ko- New Ze- Austra- Egyp- I will probably skip my turn.

Feyd: All right who's next-

Chary: I'm going to the middle east.

Feyd: No, no, that's not how the game works you need to be beside the cou-

Chary: No, don't try to stop us.

Feyd: Wait a second who's troops are these in the Ukraine.

Hero (Russia): What troops? I don't see any troops.

Feyd: Are these yours?

Hero: I don't know what your talking about.

Feyd: We know they're yours.

Hero: I know not.

Chary: Alright boys I'm taking my troops out of the middle east.

Feyd: No you can't just take your troops out whenever you want.

Chary: I'm not aware of that.

Feyd: Alright, Germany.

Erebus (Germany): Oh, nein. I'm not playing. I play to competitively. It brings out the worst in me.

Shaculd (Spain): All right it's my turn, I want to uh, invade Spain.

Feyd: You want to invade Spain? I thought you were Spain.

Shaculd: I am not Spanish! I'm (something.)

Feyd: Oh hey Britain why are your troops in the middle of the ocean?

Reaper: Uh, they're not. They're (something) and they're the Falklands. I just assumed they were mine.

Feyd: Uh... That's a little weird.

Feyd: Uh, Scandinavia your turn.

Xa-Tul (Denmark): Okay, I think I'm going to raid Ireland.

Feyd: You mean invade?

Xa-Tul: No, I mean pillage and plunder.

Feyd: China what's going on? You start with 30 pieces.

Griever GK (China): I have 40.

Feyd: Switzerland were is your army?

Griever Shawney (Switzerland): Oh I do not have one.

 Feyd: How are you supposed to play the game?

Griever Shawney: I thought we were playing Monopoly.

Feyd: *sigh*

Griever Shawney: Are we not playing Monopoly?

Shaculd: I'm going to invade India.

Shailvalki: That's America, India's the other way you moron. Every bloody time.

Feyd: *sigh*

Malacoda (Netherlands): I will invade Africa.

*Everyone agrees except Russia*

Hero: And while you are in Africa.

Hero: I will invade you.



The original video is right here, I just wanted to bring the Hetalia animatic to 'yall:

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