Ask The hayikuu ships

THREESOME ICECREAM

Crash:*whispers to reader* don't mind that title!

Crash:*claps* ok boys who's top who bottom

Tendou:*petting cat* TOP, TOP that's me

Ushijima:*running down stairs* did you call me?

Tendou: Ushijima and I are both tops

Crash: so do you guys like switch?

Tendou: ya that

Ushijima:*sits next to Tendou* ya why

Crash: Oh it was an ask from Stephens_Knife

Tendou: so we did get an ask, does everyone else have to answer?

Crash: ya

Tendou: OH FUN

Crash: do you know where they are?

Tendou: Bokuto and Akaashi are up stairs Suga is over in the kitchen makin some milkshakes out of the threesome ice cream

Ushijima: Neapolitan ice cream?

Tendou: that *points at Ushijima*

Crash: alrighty then *walks into kitchen*

Crash: hey Sugawara or should I say sugamama *finger guns*

Suga: why must I be cursed with this

Crash: oh come on you sound so sad ;-;

Suga: I'm no sad u sad *pulls out uno reverse card*

Crash: ok well where is Diachi-San?

Suga: Bathroom

Crash: alright *kicks down door to bathroom*

Diachi:*screaming* WHAT THE FUCK

Crash: thank god you weren't taking a shit! Phew haha so your a top right?

Diachi:..... what kind of question!

Crash: just answer the question so I can walk out of the bathroom and no one has to know this happened

Diachi: that's personal info

Crash: HEY EVERYONE!

Diachi: no no no no

Crash: NEVER MIND!

Tendou: it's ok everyone was ignoring you anyways

Crash: That's cold Tendou-San

Diachi: I'm a top

Crash: I know

Diachi: then why you do this?!?

Crash:*sticks out tongue and shrugs* I duh know

Diachi:*slams bathroom door in her face*

Crash: owwwwweeeeee

Crash:*stands up, walks to the kitchen again* Suga so your a bottom right

Suga: yup *passing out threesome milkshakes*

Stephens_Knife / Tiyfin: wow so blunt *sips milkshake, loud inhaling*

Suga: I guess

Crash:*running around like a mad man* IWA-CHAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

Iwa:*from guest room* WHAT DO YOU WANT FUCK FACE

Crash: why you all so mean to meeeee ;-; *ugly crying*

Oikawa:*pats crash* it's ok sweetheart

Crash: thanks Bro

Iwa: Oikawa your sister is annoying

Oikawa and Crash:*in sync* iwa-Chan your so mean!

Iwa: ugh what did you even want?

Crash: I just wanted to know if you were a top or a bottom

Oikawa:*slaps the back of her head*

Crash:*crying* Oikawa I thought you were my bro

Oikawa: I'm your brother not your "bro" I don't have to be your friend

Crash: oh your definitely a bottom

Iwa:*wheeze* true though

Oikawa: IWAAAAA NUHHHH

Crash: pfft ok *walks upstairs*

Akaashi: Bokuto-San you need to swap you position

Crash: huh?

Bokuto: alright

Crash:*runs into Bokuto's room* y'all fuckin

Bokuto: NANI???

Akaashi: I wouldn't consider playing Mario Cart "fuckin"

Kuroo:*was sitting on the floor playing Mario Cart with kenma*

Kenma: no definitely not with us in here *playing the Nintendo*

Crash: alright so who is top and bottom in your relationships

Kuroo: wowie well obviously I'm a top *kisses kenma's neck*

Akaashi: I guess you could call us a switch set

Bokuto: AKAAAAASSSSSHHHHHIIII

Kenma:*blushing* kuroo why

Crash: your all so damn cute *walks out of room*

Crash:*walks into the room tendou let Hinata use* Hinata?

Hinata/kageyama:*sleeping*

Crash: Kageyama is big spoon he's the top definitely

Crash:*walks up to noya and asahi* hey guys

Noya: I was foretold in the prophecy of your arrival and I will not answer your question

Crash: lemme guess your info comes at a cost, oh come on Noya-senpi

Noya: ok you win I'm top

Asahi:*blushing* why do you guys have to act like this

Crash: Yatchi and Kyoko are out on one of them leg bean dates soooo the last two arrrrrrre  yamaguchi and tsukishima

Crash: HEYA YAMS

Yamaguchi: oh hey *waves*

Tsukishima:*steps infront of yams* he's to pure for your corruption

Crash: ya that's far

Crash:*runs up to Tendou and snatch's Daveigh* mine

Tendou: MY CATTTTTTTT NUHHHHHH

Crash:*waves Daveigh's paw* boiiiiiii