Lucy and the Definitive... Cat?

Enter the Cobra

Couldn't leave you all with that last line hanging in the air. Enjoy!

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Cobra was grateful he never had the motion sickness issues as other dragon slayers. Call it a perk of being a totally awesome dude. As Chickadee pulled him through some fucked up places, he would have questioned his sanity. If he actually had any.

As he found out in the hallway of that shitty hospital, all he had to do was clearly picture Sunshine and Corvus could use their connection to find her. Which that was pretty cool, like having a blood hound... well a blood Raven. Nope, that didn't sound right, stupid brain.

They came through another portal, this time stepping into a farm... Well what used to be a farm. It looked like a fucked-up war zone and smelt just as bad. Barn was burnt all crispy, humans huddled and crying, and what the fuck, demons? In the middle of it was Sunshine and some dude with massive fucking hair.

"We're here, last stop on the Plane Hop Express," Chickadee said.

Cobra nodded to him and hiked up the collar on his white jacket before putting his hands in pockets and strutting all cool like into the scene. As he walked up to the person with long black hair he heard, "it will not hurt the baby."

He paused and scratched his head. The mystery female took another step and was dangling something that might have been part of a serpent's tongue. Sunshine was standing there with her eyes like dinner plates and mouth open. Which was not a good look on her. The mystery guy with cat ears...

Wait, cat ears?

Cobra chuckled and stepped up next to the chick who mentioned the baby. Figuring why not have some fun he snatched the dangling pink thing, "cool. Snacks."

"Wait!" she shouted as he took a bite of it. It tasted like a blend of arsenic, cyanide, and a touch of rotten eggs. The texture was a bit chewy and it kind of reminded him of the time he tried octopus. Which that did not go over well. Never again. Midnight could suck his dick before he'd eat that shit, again.

"Huh? Needs salt," he said as he went over to Sunshine.

"Do you have any idea what you just ate?" she asked, and he looked over his shoulder at her. She wasn't bad looking, kind of hawt in that librarian way. You know the tropey librarian that hides her sexiness until you get her in bed. Then hello dominatrix!

Cobra took another bite, "it's laced with several poisons and a bit too chewy. Might be good grilled."

"C-Cobra?" Sunshine asked as she stepped closer to him.

"Miss this fine ass?" he asked as she grinned at him and wrapped her arms around his waist. "Missed ya too."

Hugging Sunshine was always a good thing, she always threw her whole self into each hug. The first time he received one, he might have popped a boner, but ain't no one need to know that shit. Cobra patted her head and looked over at the other guy who was glaring at him as if he was already dead meat but didn't know it yet.

"Oh! This is Mard," she said untangling herself from him and going back to the mystery dude. "Mard this is Cobra."

"Yo, hey I brought Chickadee with me. His name is like Corvus," Cobra put the rest of the tongue meat thing in his mouth and slurped it down as he fished his black jeans pocket for the key. He tossed it at Sunshine, and she caught it, before jumping up and down in her jiggly happy dance. Which everyone should appreciate jiggle physics on occasions, those tits, totally hypnotic.

She stopped, "where's Natsu?"

"Hello! Have you imbeciles forgotten me?" other chica said and Cobra looked back at her and blew her a kiss.