Incorrect Quotes #2

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Thunder: You're blocking the view.

Solar: Bij, i AM the view.

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Blaze & Cyclone: Mommy? Were we adopted?

Quake: what? No!

Quake: Why the fuck would I pick you two?

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Amato: Did you dream about meh~ ;)

Fang's father: yes it was a nightmare.

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Solar: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally raised my voice at Thorn and I need to be arrested.

911 operator: Mr. Light, we've talked about this.

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Laksamana Tarung: Would you slap Ramenman for 2 millions?

Kaizo:

Kaizo: I would roundhouse kick him in the face for free.

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Ice: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth.

Blaze: damn, i can't look at you and be straight.

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Gopal: Stop dating your brother!

Fang: You know what? I'm gonna start dating him even harder!

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Quake: What the fuck is this?

Quake: what the fuck is that?

Quake: what the fuck are you?

All elementals: Hell.

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Cyclone: if you were to die, what would your last word be?

Thunder: Finally.

Cyclone: Thundy no-

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Thorn: I'm cold...

Solar: here, take my jacket.

Blaze and cyclone: Solar~~~~ we cold too~~~

Solar: *sets the world on fire*

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Fang: are you currently seeing someone right now?

Boboiboy: um no?

Fang: holy shit i'm right here, you must be blind af.

Boboiboy:

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Ramenman: I love you.

Kaizo: wrong number.

Ramenman: you're sitting right here.

Kaizo: wrong address.

Ramenman: stop being mean to me (;'ຶДຶ ')

Kaizo: Please leave the message after the tone. Beep.

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Imagine your OTP #1

Thorn: *Comes into Solar's room in the middle of the night and wake him up* Wa-wake up..

Solar: mmmm... What do you want...

Thorn: I... ummm...

Solar: you could've chose someone else to wake up and bother, ya know? Just tell me what--

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