Picard: I am Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Doctor: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the Doctor. Are you wearing SPANDEX?
...
Doctor: Are you aware that there are Cybermen hiding on your ship?
Picard: Cybermen?
Doctor; Cybermen. Great, big, partially-human robots marching around this ship.
Picard: I'm sorry, but I believe you are referring to the Borg.
Doctor: Borg? No, no. I've seen the Borg before. These are CYBERMEN. They like to 'upgrade' you. Unless you're me. I happen to be incompatible.
Picard: Oh, and I suppose the laws of the universe don't apply to you, Mr.
"Incompatible".
Doctor: They DONT. I'm the Doctor. I'm a time lord, from Gallifrey. I, -points at Tardis- have a time machine. No, the laws of the universe don't apply to me. I apply to THEM.
Picard: I was assimilated by the Borg, thank you. I suppose you just go through time willy-nilly whilst I gain knowledge of the life forms in the universe. You probably take everything for granted!
Doctor: Don't say that to me! I have been through too much pain and loss. I AM A THOUSAND YEARS OLD!
-grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him-
IM THE LAST OF MY KIND!!!!!!!!
Amy- Whoa, doctor, calm down.
Doctor- YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!! NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!
-jumps out the window-
Picard- Counselor Troi, what is that man experiencing?
Me: -holding a bag of popcorn- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am loving this!!!!
