If the Doctor Met the Borg

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-Doctor lands in Borg cubeship, steps out of the TARDIS with Amy and Rory-

Rory: So, where are we now?

Doctor: No idea. -whips screwdriver out, waves it around- No life signs.

Amy: But this is a fully functioning... spaceship. Shouldn't it be broken or something?

Doctor: Broken? That's where you've got it all wrong. A spaceship doesn't break. It crashes, it wears out, or... OR... -a Borg walks right past him- my screwdriver is broken!

-the Doctor slaps the sonic against his hand, and then, in a fit of frustration, slams it against another Borg, deactivating it-

Doctor: -stuffs screwdriver in pocket- Okay... not the best idea.

-other Borg turn towards him, and start walking towards him-

Amy: Doctor, I think you made them angry.

Doctor: Brilliant observation skills, Amelia. Now, shall we exit calmly by way of TARDIS?

Rory: What?

Doctor: Get in the TARDIS!

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