Splat: okay. my team seems fine, we have: Sentient ink puddle, a roller main, some person named Cashi and me. In no way could this go wrong!
Inky: Inkopolis is literally being invaded by weird teal octolings. THE WORLD IS DYING.
Cashi: Don't worry, plot armor is gonna save us.
Torkai: Shouldn't we actually fight back?
Splat and Cashi: na.
Torkai: FINE- Im just gonna murder the weird octolings with my roller then.
- Meanwhile -
Agent 8: S- I missed ONE hyperbomb.
Marina: D-don't worry! Theres still time!
Tartar: The laser is literally fully charged now- YeEe.
- Cinnamon roll protecc services magically appear -
CRPS: FBI OPEN UP-
FBI: but thats our job ;w;
CRPS: hecc you too. This telephone is a b a d. So we're gonna nuke it.
Tartar: Wait- wot-
- explosion intensifies -
( And they all lived happily ever after. )
Inky: wait- Author, Isn't inkopolis still being invaded?
Me: Remember plot armor?
Cashi: See Inky? Nothing to worry about.
Torkai: I just finished murdering the weird teal octolings anyway.
Splat: anyways, everybody else in inkopolis probably got murdered by the weird octolings but who wants to play turf war?
Everybody but inky: Y E A H!
Inky: Why do I even exist...
And then they all died.
Me: Why did I even make this.
YOU ARE READING
Me messing around :V
Short Story- This is my first story...... ( so no cover either ) I may include FNAF, JSAB . and more :V -
