The Sexy Lady

Austin carlile :o)))

Steping on a rock, I c a sexi man.

"Moomy!"
"Wat teh fuk do u want"
"I fund me boyfriend"

"Hey bebii I wanna go og loko in your pants" the sexi man sed.
"K."
"Don get distracted moseby ur gey"
I lok down. I c a ding dong up meh king kong.
"I has a watermelon"
"Lez bee gey together mr.moseby" he givz me a ring.
"Ermahgawd it's shaped lik a booty"

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I look up. Ther wes sumbodi up dere.
"Gime ur booty and were god"
I misread and thought he wes teh rel jesus. It wes piratz! :0
Nerr it wes gren. Meybee it wes teh flying dutchman!
"I lik ur booty lol" sais teh dood
"Wat teh fuk r u doin im gey with ausy~"
"Yeh bruh"
"Fin. I hav jesus held captive aniwaiz"
His ser weird.
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¡Ella es fea,gorda y bonita! (Jenny-ferr)
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