Boris Johnson X Donald Trump

chapter 1

Started: Monday the 3rd february, 2020, 4:49am
This is where you say something to me

Boris was now prime minister.

Yippee!!!!!!!!

Theresa May glared at Boris, her eyes had a tint of a low capacity picture of fire in her eyes, David rolled his eyes and walked off, grumbling. Macron watched the 2 in disappointment, Angela clinging to him, mumbling sweet nothings in his ears.

"Congratulations Boris" Donald said, shaking his hand, Boris smiled and shook it. "Thank you Donald" Donald smiled.

"Well, I better get going" Donald said, leaving.

Boris couldn't help but stare, grinning wildly like a madlad. His stomach full of little butterflies flying around. He felt all giggly and happy around Donald.
AndforabritthatisntnornalwhenyouliveinLondon.

Donald didn't want to leave, but he had to. He had a meeting with Putin to attend. He was left with his thoughts as he walked, but all he could think about was Boris - he felt happy around him, nobody made him as happy as Boris would.

Oh shit, it was at this moment Donald knew

He's fuckin gay.

Donald smiled a little, the shorter Male was full of surprises  - and he didn't mind that.

He made it to Putin's house and knocked on, being let inside he sat on the sofa. "Vodka?" Donald shook his head. Putin sat down.

"So, what's up?" He asked, Putin looked at him. "Well, I've heard you got shit with Kim." Donald's eyes widen.  "Noo" he laughed nervously, and Putin rolled his eyes. "Yeah sure whatever" he laughed a little.

They lay there in silence.

"You like boris dont you?"

"..no"

Vladimir smiled and shooed him out the house. "Get that boy" Donald rolled his eyes and went home, jumped on the sofa and pictured Boris naked in his bed-

Pictured pink fluffy unicorns

Yeah

Not the 1st option...

A/N:
Shit I know but it's late af so