As y'all probably know already, even if you only know me from Wattpad, I'M THE BIGGEST CLOWN EVER 🤡
I swear my game of clownery is no joke.
Today I was playing Truth or Dare that was kinda sexual and very wtf. Yes, playing THAT was my first mistake.
I was with my friends and my girl at lunch, everything was normal and then a question was picked for me as my "truth"
THAT SHIT ASKED IF I EVER HAVE HAD ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY.
My girlfriend, knowing that I kinda had one with her, stared at me acting all innocent and dumb.
That bish really went there and started saying "Yeah, have you done anything Liss?" "Why don't you tell them!"
All my friends and the other people sitting in the table beside us were paying close attention to the game and what I was about to say.
Let me just tell y'all that the pressure to answer was real. I struggled and fought myself inside my mind and wanted to die right there because like....
How tf would I have to admit I have done some "things" with my girl?
My friends started yelling and all that for me to answer. I said no but started blushing like a dumbass, so everyone went crazy and started being so extra thinking I lost my v-card
My friends are clowns too for thinking that btw 🤡🤡 I have not at least fully lost it lmfao because I don't think doing things with a girl counts as losing your virginity. BUT THAT'S ANOTHER THING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT
My bestfriend was like "Dammnn, y'all get nasty as hell when we leave you both freaky asses alone?"
And I said "why you care? Just keep playing." I didn't even realize that they actually thought I had sex with a BOY so I was just like "why are y'all so extra?"
Because I have dated a guy in the past, everyone thought we both had sex. My girlfriend was going to kill them and my ex right there, and not only them, but also me for being slow and not saying anything.
When I admitted that I only have done only some things but have not reached that point with my girl, everyone started saying they were clowns for thinking that I had sex with my ex.
Not only did they do that and make me ashamed to see my ex, but they also noticed my girl's jealousy.
They started yelling "kiss" over and over again until I snapped and started yelling at them in Spanish- 🤦🏻♀️
At the end, we kept playing. I SHOULD'VE CHOSEN TRUTH AGAIN BUT NO, I CHOSE DARE. My dare was to make out with her against A MF WALL.
I was like "Oh hell naww bitch I don't play with that, we in school you nasty unholy children."
And when my girl was ready to actually do it, I accidentally hit her in her face. WAY TOO HARD.
I was so embarrassed and worried for her since I wasn't intending to hit her and I used a lot of strength. I was repeating only this sentence:
"Let me take you to the nurse! Let me take you to the nurse!"
Right now I just dropped her off at her house and I'm in the car ASHAMED of my life decisions.
I really should get new friends and should NEVER play that game again because dumb things like these happen ALL THE TIME.
Hope y'all enjoyed a little bit of my dumbass self messing up and being a clown.
Idk if I should post some of my anecdotes when I'm being my usual crackhead self, at this point I should just shut up 🤡🤡🤡
Ending meme since I have 1000+ memes in my phone:
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