I was at home, in agony. It hurt so bad, please let this pain stop. I prayed to God, "please God, save me... End this pain, or at least help me get through it". God sent down an angel, through a beautiful white beam of light. He stood in front of me, finally my time has come. I rest my head on the couch as I lay down bleeding. The angel speaks to me, "...yeah.. God is at the shops and sent me down here to ask me what pads you want.. He feels guilty for putting you through this "unbearable" pain. Dumb fucker broke his phone, that's why he sent me."
With my last breath, I say, "the winged ones". I pass out on the couch. The angel stares down at me, "over dramatic bitch."
TO BE CONTINUED...