Captain Smollett: Well, the wind seems to be freshening. The tide is with us. Mr Arrow, this voyage has begun.
Mr Arrow: This voyage has begun! Raise the gangplank! Right, lads! Let go forward line! Let go aft line. Hard to starboard. Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.
Captain Smollett: I didn't say that.
Mr Arrow: I was just paraphrasing.
Captain Smollett: Mr Arrow, just set the sails.
Mr Arrow: Set the sails!
Unnamed Rat Guest: Hey, where's my camera?
Unnamed Rat Guests: I'll miss you!/I said I'll miss you!/We'll send postcards!/Goodbye!/Goodbye!
Pirates: When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed A sailor's blood begins racing With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled We're under way and off to see the world Under way and off to see the world
Pirates & Crew: Hey ho, we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing
Real Tom: Manly men are we
Pirates & Crew: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea
Mr. Arrow: (speaking) Safely now, Mr Silver. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing.
Long John Silver: (speaking) Aye aye!
Pirates: Danger walks the deck We say what the heck We laugh at the perils we're facing
Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward
Rizzo: And people die by falling overboard
Pirates: People die by falling overboard
Pirates & Crew: Hey ho, we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing Hoist the sails and sing
Trelawney: Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing
Bad Polly: I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank
Clueless Morgan: I prefer to cut a throat
Mad Monty: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air While their faces turn blue
Clueless Morgan: (speaking) Just kidding!
All three: It's a good life on a boat
Pirates: There are distant lands with burning sands That call across the oceans
Rats: There are bingo games every fun-filled day
Donna Plagueman: And Margaritas at the midnight buffet
Pirates: Margaritas at the midnight buffet
Pirates & Crew: Hey ho, we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing
Statler & Waldorf: Should have took a train
Pirates & Crew: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main
Jim Hawkins: The salty breezes whisper Who knows what lies ahead I just know I was born to lead The life my father led
Long John: The stars will be our compass Wherever we may roam And our mates will always be Just like a family And though we may put into port The sea is always home
Trelawney: (speaking) Alright, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good singing voice. You're welcome!
Pirates: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown
Pirates & Crew: Hey ho, we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing Bold and brave and free Sailing for adventure
Rizzo: It's so nauseating
Pirates: Sailing for adventure
Gonzo: So exhilarating
Pirates: Sailing for adventure
Rats: We're all celebrating
Pirates, Crew & Rats: On the deep blue sea
*Mr Arrow Then Blows a Whistle*
Mr Arrow: Roll call! Long John Silver?
Long John Silver: Aye, aye, sir!
Mr Arrow: Short Stack Stevens?
Short Stack Stevens: Aye!
Mr Arrow: One-Eyed Jack?
One-Eyed Jack: Aye!
Mr Arrow: Black-Eyed Pea.
Black-Eyed Pea: Yeah.
Mr Arrow: Walleyed Pike.
Walleyed Pike: Aye.
Mr Arrow: Polly Lobster.
Polly: Aye *Whistles*
Mr Arrow: Mad Monty.
Mad Monty: Aye.
Mr Arrow: Sweetums.
Sweetums: Aye.
Mr Arrow: Old Tom.
Old Tom: Aye, aye.
Mr Arrow: Real Old Tom.
Real Old Tom: Aye.
Mr Arrow: Dead Tom?
Unnamed Pirate: *Dead Tom's Voice* Aye, aye.
Gonzo: Cool.
Mr Arrow: Clueless Morgan?
Clueless: Huh?, What Did You Say Rara
Mr Arrow: Headless Bill.
*Nobody Answer Him*
Mr Arrow: Headless Bill.!
*They Went Over And Saw Him, Literally Has No Head*
Megan: There He Is
Princess Hira: He Literally Has No Head On
Hiroko: I Guess That's Why He's Called Headless Bill.
Mr Arrow: Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien?
Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien (She's a Women): *Deep Voice* Aye.
*Captain Smollett And Mr Arrow Went Jaw Wide At That, Mr Arrow Cleared His Throat*
Mr Arrow: Angel Marie.
Angel Marie: Aye, aye.
*Captain Smollett Hums To Himself Until He Spoke*
Captain Smollett: Ladies and Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin? Immediately?
Dr. Livesey: Mm-hmm.
Cara: I Told You And Mother, No Death And Headless People Jokes!
*Inside of Captain Smollett's Cabin*
*Captain Smollett Was Carrying Cara While Mr Arrow Was Carrying Rara*
Captain Smollett: Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch... of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen! So who hired 'em? *Starts Panting*
*Everyone In The Cabin Points At Squire Trelawney Jr.*
*Squire Trelawney Jr. Pointed At His Finger, Which Is Mr Bimbo*
Captain Smollett: Your finger hired the crew?
Squire Trelawney Jr.: No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew: Mr Bimbo.
*Mr Bimbo Whisper Something To Squire Trelawney Jr.*
Squire Trelawney Jr.: What? Ah! Yeah, he relied heavily on the advice of our excellent cook, Long John Silver as a way to beat Cara.
Cara: Grr! I'll Kill That Finger Of His!
Captain Smollett: A cook? And a guy who lives|in a bear's finger?
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Exactly!
Captain Smollett: I'm starting to worry about this voyage. Princess Ariana, I know Billy Bones gave you and Jim the treasure map... but I hope you'll give it to me for safekeeping.
Princess Hira: Jim And I'll be careful with it, sir.
*Long John Silver Came Into The Cabin With Drinks That's For Adults Only*
Long John Silver: Beggin' your pardon, ladies and gentlemen... but I've come with a bit of a treat for you. 'Tis my very own best brandy... laid down by the brothers of Buckfast Abbey... vintage 1737... to toast to a prosperous voyage.
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Oh, spiffy. *Getting Himself a Drink*
Rara: Rat, Rat *Getting Herself a Drink, Despite The Fact That She's Still a Toddler*
Captain Smollett: I'm sorry, Mr Silver, but I'm not... going to allow drinking on this voyage, especially since there are kids on this voyage.
Rara: Rat......
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Oh, well, rules are rules. *Spills His Drink At The Window* Safety Rules.
Long John Silver: Oh, but, sir... 'tis a tradition for the officers to toast to the success of a voyage.
Rara: Rat Rat?
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Ah, very true. *Getting Another One*
Captain Smollett: No, we must set an example for this questionable crew. There will be no consumption of alcohol of any kind, think of the children on this very voyage drinking underage.
Megan: Yeah Like Rara Here *Picks Up Rara* No, Bad, Muppet No Alcohol Young Lady
Rara: Rat......
Long John Silver: Oh, sir, but I can vouch for this crew myself. You could sail to heaven and back with these men.
Captain Smollett: Well, I'm afraid I must disagree with you.
Long John Silver: Oh.
Cara: Hey, You wanna knock it off with the booze? It's peeling the paint off of the shuffleboard court.
Girl Rat Guests: Yeah.
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Sorry.
Rat Guests: Come on, girls./We told him./Thank You Cara!
Captain Smollett: And that's that. This conversation is finished.
Long John Silver: I understand, sir. I shall tend to my duty and see to it... that every drop of alcohol is thrown overboard. Come on, Jim. Don't bother, Captain.
Captain Smollett: You can go if you want to, Jim.
*Jim Hawkins Left The Room*
Rizzo: Come on.
Gonzo: Yeah.
*The Adventure Kids Heroes Left The Cabin To Spend Time With Each Other, Except For Cindy (Who Is No Longer With Them As She Request To Quit This Adventure, She Is At The Theatre Watching This Very Film With The Grownups And Siblings, They are Currently Waiting For Their Replacement Member) Leaving Rizzo And Gonzo Behind*
Rizzo: Oh, well. I guess the human beings and two Whatevers wanna hang out together... don't wanna spend time with a rat and a, uh...
Gonzo: Uh, uh, whatever.
Rizzo: Yeah.
Chapter 6 Ended.
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