The Adventure Kids' Muppet Treasure Island Adventure

Chapter 5

*It Was Morning After What Happened Last Night*
Citizens: Two for a penny, sir?/I don't want a baked potato./Lovely hot baked potatoes./Oh, let's see.
*Jim Hawkins, Gonzo, Rizzo, Princess Hira, Azzy, Bobby, Cindy, David, Megan, Cara, Rara And Hiroko Were On a Back Of a Horse Wagon Thing*
Rizzo: What a night.
Jim Hawkins And Princess Hira: There it is! *Left The Horse*
Gonzo: Huh? Oh. *Left The Horse*
Rizzo: Oh. *Left The Horse*
*The Others Left The Horse Too*
*Jim Hawkins And Princess Hira Reads The Sigh*
Jim Hawkins And Princess Hira: "Trelawny & Son Master Ship Builders"
*Princess Hira Knocked On The Door*
Cindy: Whoa, whoa! Reality check here, guys! Do we actually believe some bozo's gonna give us a ship... just because we show him Captain Bones' map?
Hiroko: It's worth a try, Cindy.
Cindy: I don't know.
*A Old Butler Opened The Door*
Old Butler: May I help you?
Jim Hawkins: Yes. Thank you. We wish to speak with Squire Trelawney, the shipbuilder. We need a ship.
Old Butler: Ah, I'm sorry. The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season. He will return on the feast of St Lulu.
Jim Hawkins: Thank you.
Rizzo: That's that.
David: Oh, well we tried. *Walks Away*
Old Butler: Of course, his rich... half-wit son young Squire Trelawney's here.
Princess Hira: We'll see him, then.
*They Went Inside, With Billy Bones' Map Being Examine By Squire Trelawney Jr.*
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Well, ladies and gentlemen... this is definitely a genuine, bona fide treasure map.
Azzy: Really!
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Yes. Mr Bimbo told me so.
*The Gang Then Stare At Him Like He's Crazy*
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Oh, Mr Bimbo lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon. *Mr Bimbo Whisper To Him* Thank you. Twice.
*Cara Glare At Mr Bimbo*
Squire Trelawney Jr.: *Mr Bimbo Whisper To Him Again* Thank You. Cara, Mr Bimbo Is Wondering If You Can Put a Huge Test Later On, To Prove That You're Very Smart
Cara: Challenge Accepted.
Cindy: *To Rizzo* I smell a bozo.
*Just Then There Was a Huge Explosion And a Pink Muppet Came Out Of It, Hitting The Wall*
Cara: Oh My Goodness, Are You Okay?!
Beaker: *Beaker Language*
The Doctor: Well done, Beakie. Now we know that is definitely too much gunpowder. Beaker, stop fooling around. We've got company.
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Oh, hello, chappies. Everyone, this is Dr Livesey and his assistant, Beaker. They do research and development for my papa.
Dr Livesey: Hello.
Beaker: Mello
Hiroko: Actually, Squire, we were hoping to meet your father. We need a ship for an ocean voyage.
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Ocean? Ocean. Ocean?
Cindy And Rizzo: You know, the ocean? The big, blue, wet thing?
Squire Trelawney Jr.: Oh! Th-The big, blue, wet thing! Yes! Say, I know what's happening here. You chaps are planning to sail to this island, aren't you? To dig up this treasure.
Princess Hira: Yes, but we must be quiet about it. There are pirates looking for this map.
Cara: My Machine Killed Half Of Them.
Megan: That Killer Machine Was You're Doing?!?!
Cara: I Actually Made It To Keep You Guys Safe And Let It Kill The Baby Murderers

Tadashi: *Hands Liza's Husband, a Phone Number* Let Me Know When You Think That She's Ready To Go To SFIT.
*Liza's Husband Nodded While He Is Still In Shock That His Youngest Daughter Had Made That Killer Machine That Was Just Protecting Gonzo, Rizzo, Azzy, Bobby, Megan, Hiroko And Cara From The Pirates*

Gonzo: Yeah, and they wanna kill us for it. Isn't that exciting?

All Grownups And Siblings: No!

Squire Trelawney Jr.: Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it. We'll use one of my daddy's boats... and I will personally finance the voyage for the treasure myself.
Princess Hira: You'll do that? Really?
Squire Trelawney Jr.: What are rich, half-wit sons for?
*The Door Opened*
*Everyone Look And Saw Who It Was*

Tadashi And Aunt Cass: Hiro?
Prince Damrie: Piplup?

*Hiro Was There, Half Burned With Piplup On His Shoulder*