She was ok for a Potter

Infomortial breakdown!

The camera fades in on a laughing Y/n as she holds her phone out at arms length. The camera then turns to a confused looking Dick.
"What are you laughing at?" Y/n stopped laughing and looked at Dick with a cheesy grin on her face.
"Well I'm glad you asked Dick. Because I've just found this amazing new user. I suggest you go and follow Blooberylemonade69 on all leading social media's. Isn't that right Blueberry?" The camera then pans out to reveal another girl to the right of Y/n. She had short brown hair and hazel eyes and wore a red leather jacket with the word Blueberry lemonade written in blue across the right breast pocket.
"Yes it is Y/n. And you can follow me on my Wattpad, (@Blooberylemonade) and my Instagram (Blooberlemonade69) What else have you got to do?" The girl (literally me, no promo) did a cheesy smile into the camera as it switched back to an equally cheesy looking Y/n.

"Wow. Well it's that just fascinating?! I  really don't have anything to do! What an amazing way to pass the time! Not only can I look at borderline funny memes, but I can also read some hilarious content!" The camera then turns back to the other girl who is looking at Y/n with the same smile.
"I didn't know you could read?!" She said in a happy tone. Y/n looked dead at the camera, smile in breaking (there's a lot of smiling in this chapter)
"Neither did I! And now you can too! With the new audible! Now you can listen to all your favourite Harry Potter series and so much more!"

The camera then pans back out to show all three people standing in a line, Y/n and the other girl looking like they're in a cheesy infomercial and Dick looking both confused and concerned.
"I don't want audible. I don't even know what your doing! And who are you?" Dick asked the girl, but as if by magic, she was gone.
"Huh. Anywho. What are you doing Y/n?" Dick asked. Y/n turned to Dick dramatically, her fringe hitting her face.
"Do you have flab on your arms that your embarrassed to show because your insecure about your body and your mental health is crippling at a dangerous rate and you don't know how to stop it so you just cry yourself to sleep each night just to give your self at least a bit of human comfort?" Y/n said in one breath.
"No... I never really thought about it." Dick then folded his arms to hide them from Y/n. "Why? Is there something wrong with Mr and Mrs bicep?"
Completely inhabiting his query, y/n turned back to the camera with what looked like a dumbbell magically in her hand.
"Well kiss that flab goodbye with the new shake weight! #notspon."
"What the heck is a shake weight?" Dick asked her.
"I'm not gong to show you. Just look it up. You'll see why." She said, still with a happy tone.
"What do you mean... OH MY GOD!" Dick said as he searched up a video of a shake weight ad.
"It look like your dong something totally not PG!" He said in shock.
"Just give it a try!" Y/n said as she handed Dick the shake weight.
"I don't think I want to.."
"DO IT! YOUR DARK OVERLOARD COMMANDS IT!" Y/n said in a suddenly demonic voice. Scared, Dick slowly started to shake the shake weight. Embarrassed by what his life had become. Wishing that Voldetort had taken him down with him. Then, he accidentally knocked himself in the chin, causing him to bite his tongue and crack his jaw.

"Ow!"
"Well, not to worry my dear friend! For with the new anti-pain, worry about the pain no more!" Y/n pulled out a rock from her pocket with a note tied to it saying "anti-pain" in thick black, scrawled writing.
"What does it do?" Dick asked, still clutching his jaw, the shake weight now thrown on the floor.
"Well let me show you!" Y/n then chucked the rock at Dicks stomach, causing him to double over in more pain.
"What the heck was that for?!"
"With the new anti-pain, feel the pain in the original place no more! Order your first anti-pain now for $9.99 at 00420 6969 and get yours today!" Y/n smiled at the camera and cheekily winked at the camera.

The camera then switches to a slide show of various images much like those from an infomercial with Y/n narrating. The first clip was of Harry staring dead straight down the camera.
"Have a bad headache?" Y/n started to narrate. Harry looked confused. Y/n then lobbed the anti-pain at her brothers head from off camera and Harry fell over in both pain and surprise.
"Well headache no more!"
Next, we see Hermione curled up with a book by the fire.
"Tired of all the dum assess that surround your really smart brain?" Y/n asked off camera. Hermione looked at the camera and gave a cheesy slow nod.
"Well worry no more! Make those people smart now with the anti-pain!" The camera then shows Hermione trying to chase Ron around the Burrow while trying to throw multiple anti-pains at him.