She was ok for a Potter

Tee hee! 69!

Y/n and Dick were hanging out on the outskirts of Hogwarts, looking over the school and the lake with snacks surrounding in a form of barrier.
"Regrets?" Dick asked out of the blue.
"Yup."
"What?"
"I feel like we forgot a bunch of stuff at the beginning of our journey. Like before we were born stuff. Ya know. Like I can immediately think of all the ways I could save the people who died. Fred, Dobby, Snape, Remus and Tonks. Probably not Dumbledore, but his death was inevitable. If he didn't die, then Voldetort couldn't have died."
"Guess what."
"What?"
"We're at 69 spoken words my dude."
"Sweet."
"Totally."
"Anyway, what brought this stuff on?"
"The author."
"Oh Merlin's great hairy ball sack! Not this again!"
"What? They control the universe! They control us and everything we do!" Y/n got more intense the more she talked about the author.
"Apparently, if you say their name three times, three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken."
"What's their name?"
"Blooberry. Blooberry lemonade. Wanna try?"
"Yes."
"Blooberry. Blooberry. Blooberry!"
Suddenly, a girl with short purple hair appeared next to them.
"You called?" She said, raising an inquisitive eyebrow. Y/n and Dick looked on in shock.
"Your real!" Y/n gasped
"Of corse I'm real! What did you think I was? Pinocchio? I ain't got no strings! I'm a real boy..." the girl stood up suddenly with her arms thrown in the air. She paused and looked at her feet then back at Y/n and Dick. "Well, girl."

"So, what did you have planned?" Dick asked when Blooberry sat back down.
"A different mum for you. Plus you keep your eye for longer. Y/n, you should've become a literal god and had intentions to easily take over the world. Harry would've been more annoying, but still a good brother when he needed to be. Y/n would've ended up a lone wolf."
"Wait... I have a better mom?!"
"Yeah. Sky - Charlotte Quinn. Pure blood. Known as "tails" on the marauders map, though JK Rowling would recuse to acknowledge her. Used to be best Freind a with them at school, got picked on bad by Charlie this one time and ended up living with the ears and tail of her animagi form. But enough about her, she's in my next book."
"What about y/n -Charlotte? Dose she not exist?" Y/n asked.
"Nope! Tiny Severus doesn't either. Also, since I entered the chat, were at 420 people! But seriously. Chloe broke up with Charlie in their sixth year and ended up with Snape after graduation. They had a daughter in your year called Logan and a son a year younger called Lucifer."
"Anything else?" The two asked in unison.
"A little. Only minor though. Charlie hates Y/n and kicks the ungodly crap out of her any time they meet. I kind of forgot about Pipsqueak halfway through writing this story and kinda left her out and replaced her with Spencer the dog who belongs to Y/n. Y/n also has a HUGE crush on Logan for the majority of fourth year, has her first girlfriend in fifth and has a bad breakup in sixth. I apologise to anyone who either doesn't agree with this or doesn't feel comfortable with the concept, but that part is based of a ve-rey recent story for me... *sniffle*... but it's fine!" Blooberry tried to stifle a tear.
"It's ok. Happens to the best of us." Y/n patted Blooberry Lemonade on the back as she whimpered slightly, reminiscing her recent breakup.
"Anyway." Blooberry said as she composed herself. "Long story short, Y/n's practically an immortal god with no concern for any of those around her and manages to make friends/acquaintances anywhere she goes. Dicks kind of the same but with a good mom. Logan's a bigger character. Snape's kinda cool. Chloe's not a whore (not that she is now). Sky Charlotte is one of my own personal favourites. Purple giraffe kind of vanished. Many other things I forgot about, vanished. And yeah! What do you think?" Blooberry looked eagerly at the other two as she grabbed a handful of crispy m&m's aka the best candy ever.
"Good." Y/n said nodding
"Better. Yeah, better." Dick agreed.
"Plus things make a lot more sense." Blooberry added.
"Where can we find this other story?" Y/n asked
"On my Wattpad account! Something to read, while in quarantine! Just search for "a Potter could be worse"!"

However, what Y/n and Dick didn't know was that because of this new story, the one that they currently called gone would soon be erased from the plane of existence in exactly 365 days... the clock starts to tick.....

The author would also like to aknowlege the fact that most of the above is in fact false. However, If the author gets enough people asking for more content then who am I to refuse people who have read this story?
Anyhoo, the author also considering rewriting this entire story to its more updated  version as thoughts of what they can do better in the story writing keeps them up at night and is now filing her need to go to uni for a creative writing corse. The contradictory story will be almost completely different, most characters stay the same with a few name changes here and there, the potters are still alive, Voldemort kinda failed at the whole 'conquer the world' thing and Charlotte (aka Y/n) is just a bit better🙃

If you liked this story, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Wandavision (I wrote the story before i watched the seiries so there might be a few similarities), Avatar: the last air bender, or anything cool like that, come and check it out!!!