"E.A.T" A Stephen king parody

chapter 05:bloody hike🏕🗺

They hike for 2 hours
Lucy: i changed my mind im not hyped about this hike
Viel: why
Lucy: its boring
Sof: we may be boring butts but your a bored butt
Lucy: *rolls eyes*
Dani: we dont have much food we gotta go hiking
Lucy: ugh lets just go anyway
Viel: are we close to finding food
Sof: nooo~~
(Few mins later)
Dani:are we close yet
Dani:are we close yet
Dani:are we close yet
Dani:are we close yet
Dani:are we close yet
Lucy:your turning into a sofia stop we dont want too loudmouthz
Dani: ok
Dannah:well atleast dani gurl is easy to cope with unlike sof
Dani: but are we close yet
Lucy:stop it
Dani: sorry i have one more question.... are we close yet
Dani:are we close yet
Dani:are we close yet
Dani:are we close yet
Viel: I'd never thought I'd say it but shut up
Sof:can we stop for a few minutes
Lucy:yes! Finally
Dani: are we close yet
Viel: dani shut up or i will tape your mouth
Dani:are we close yet
Viel:thats it *tapes mouth*
Lucy:thank goodness dani will shut up and also tape her hands
Dannah: your my bff but finally!!!! Hey bea how far are we??
Bea:i dont know i don't have wifi
Bea:hmmmm.......
Lucy:there's wifi here i mean signal
Bea:I'll check my gps
Gps: you are right here
Dannah:ugh where are we supposed to be anyways
Sof:its danielle's fault she couldn't shut up
Viel:yeah we spent most of the time trying to tape her up
Bea:it's like sofia possessed her
Lucy:i agree
Sof:did not
Dannah:guys look i found an apple tree
Bea:it might have poison inside
Dani:hmmm hmm~~~hmm
*ignores*
Viel: lets just eat the apple
Lucy:im not eating that what if it has poison from a witch
Sof: cool we went from pennywise to hansel and gretel
Viel:who the heck puts poison in an apple tree we are in the middle of nowhere
Lucy:fine
Audience: dun dun dun
Viel:shut it or i will tape your mouth too
Sof:yeah were eating
Dannah: put some of the apples in your bag sof *puts apple*
Sof:done
Dani: *removes tape with saliva and sweat* ar-
Viel: shut up dani or i will glue your mouth
Sof: guys i smell something, * gasps* it apple pie
*follows the smell*

Lucy: who the heck would leave a pie here!?
Dani:lets eat it
*cuts the pie*
Viel:is that blood
Sof: it is RUNNNN!!!!
*the girls run as far away*
Dani:are we close yet
Bea: yeah i see our fire wood
Viel: lets goo~~

They walk to their mini hangout place/clubhouse

Sof:ok were here and safe lets tell the boys ROB!! Come with us
Rob:why is it something interesting??
Sofia:wait!? *calls mavy, anton, migs and tells them everything*
(From the phone)
Mavy: but we're playing ML (a/n: its mobile legends)
Anton: c'mon it will be fun
Mavy: ML is funn
Anton: but we played ML for months
Mavy: so?
Anton: we will have fun
Sof: danielle is here with me
Mavy: fine i'll join
Migs: and bea will be there there i guess
Anton:pls
Anton:pls
Anton:pls
Anton:pls
Mavy:you just wanna come cuz sofia is there
Anton:no nuh oh not true
Sof:your talking to me on the phone you know that right *ends call*
Sof: Robb!! Maverick,and anton and migs are coming
Rob: then im coming with
Sof:guys pack your things
Rob:wait. Im gonna bring my food first
Sof: just bring the whole fridge
Rob: sure
Sof:im joking bring dani gurl's cooler
* the other boys come in*
Mavy,anton,migs: were here
Sof: *goes to the girls and signals the 4 boys to follow*
Sof:OK!!!*shouts* lets get going rob has food and I bought these 3
Dani: there's this food monster "eat" that sofia made up anddd now we think its real
Mavy:ok (in head: sounds fake i could play ML *mental sigh*
Lucy: dani is telling the truth i know its weird and crazy but its true
Rob:you're always crazy
Lucy:shut up
Anton: did you see the monster
Viel:n-no but he/she is out there waiting to eat kids like us
Audience: dun dun dun
Anton:so if you didn't see the monster how do you know he/she is out there to "eat"
Sof:didn't i tell you over the phone
Mavy:forgot
Dannah: there was a bloody pie
Boys: ......a what
Dannah:a bloody pie
Migs: prove it
Lucy: oh we will
Sof:yeah WE will
Migs:where's bea
Bea: here
Migs: *blushes* hehe sorry

So the wappies head back to the woods and "found" the bloody pie which they thought they found but... it was a diffrent pie but with blood in it and they never knew they were followed

Viel: here is the pie we have been talking about
They never noticed the cut they took earlier was gone
Anton: soo..
Mavy: soo..
Migs: soo..
Rob: soo..
Sof: fiaa..!!
The boys looked at sofia confused
Sof: what you said so.. i said fia
Migs: *ignores* yeah soo.... what about the pie it looks normal
Lucy: normal it has blood in it
Sof:so you dont believe us EAT IT!!!
*the boys cut it*
Rob: the frigg it acctually has blood in it *thinks* wait....are you pranking us
Bea:were not
Viel: we would be laughing right now
Sof&lucy: *laughing in the back*
Migs: see
Dannah:they laugh at everything
Dani:smell it
Migs:huh it does smell like blood
Migs: how did you find it
Dani: we smelled it
Sof: no i did
Dani: sof sniffed it
Lucy: and we thought it was apple pie
Dani: until we looked FYI we almost ate it
Bea:it was weird
Sof:so weird
Viel:you can say that again
Sof: so wei-
Viel: SOF!! Dont you dare
Sof: but you sai-
Lucy:she didn't mean it like that
Rob: whatever so this is no prank
Anton: nope
Mavy:wow
Dani: so were gonna keep exploring
Sof:wait?what!!
Lucy:i thought you wanted to find the well house
Sof:well "IT" is not real, he died in 2016, and he doesn't eat pies
Dannah:sof we KNOW that! We meant the restaurant not the well house
Sof:oh yeah
Lucy: i thought you love adventures
Viel:she's probably scared she'll die
Sof: ofcourse i am, lucy you know stranger things 4 hasn't come out yet,or fillie hasnt rise, and i dont know who the american is this adventure has clearly changed me
Rob:who cares about that were gonna go anyways
Migs: so which direction are we gonna go to
Mavy: hey sof didn't you say there was an abandoned restaurant so did you dannah
Dannah: ok
Sof:yeah why
Mavy: why dont we go there
Migs&Rob&Anton:yeah we wanna go there!!
Bea:this way

So the wappies walked for a long time with dani apparently being more annoying than sofia asking if "are we there yet" and the boys asking about the restaurant it was sooo~~~ long that it sounded like someone was following them ..... again..... the bushes made noices again and again until they got sick of it and investigated