Random shit with Reaper....part 3

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Reaper: Suburban white moms have live love laugh. I have stressed, depressed, and coffee obsessed. 

Luna: A-are you ok?

Reaper: No, not at all. But I don't like to talk about it. So I suffer in silence.

Sylvie: Damn

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Sera: I saw a sign that said coffee before talkie. What do you have Reaper?

Reaper: More espresso less depresso

Luna: G-geez, y-you really aren't ok are you?

Reaper: Nope! :)

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Reaper: I stopped a murder today

Sylvie: that's great! How?

Reaper......Self control.

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Luna: *exists*

Reaper: You are the greatest person ever and I will protect you.

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Police officer: Excuse me ma'am. Can I check your trunk?

Reaper: *starts to sweat* S-sure thing officer

Police officer: *Opens the trunk and sees a body with crocs* 

Officer: *clears his throat*

Reaper: Y-yeah?

Officer: Crocs? Wow. They belong to a friend?

Reaper: *sighs in relief* yeah

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