I'm sure you've all heard of the rapper Eminem, but have you heard of NF? NF is a rapper who doesn't swear, and makes incredible music. Some of you may know that Eminem and NF are sworn enemies. In this AU, wade Wilson, aka Deadpool is Eminem, and peter Parker, aka Spider-Man is NF. Join them through their journey of a love/hate relationship.
"What's your definition of success?
I don't trust the thoughts that come inside my head.
I don't trust this thing that beats inside my chest.
Who I am and who I wanna be cannot connect,
Why?
Don't think I deserve that? You give no respect.
I just made a couple mills do not impress.
Let you down goes triple platinum yeah, ok ok I guess.
Smile for a moment then these questions start to fill my head,
Not again!"
"I can swallow a
bottle of
Alcohol and I'll
Feel like Godzilla
Better hit the deck like
The card dealer
My whole squad's in here,
walking around the party
A cross between a zombie
apocalypse and big Bobby the
Brain Henan which is probably the
Same reason I wrestle with mania
Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia
ADHD, Hydroxycut
Pass the Courvoisi'
In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
This beat is cray-cray,
Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A
Laughing all the way to the bank,
I spray flames
They cannot tame or placate the-"
"Monster."
"Ok"
"Ok"
"That's a wrap!"
"Done!"
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Spideypool oneshots!
FanfictionW A R N I N G These one shots will most likely include the following! - smut/lemon! -self harm/suicide attempts! -H O M O S E X U A L I T Y - rape/attempted rape! - and more!
