"My liege! My liege!" A voice shouted. King Daddy trump whirled around.
"What?!" It shouted.
"Ohio is in grave danger! There's a hurricane while it's snowing!"
"That kinda lit tho, not gonna lie," King trump mused.
"It's a national emergency!"
"Wait, wasn't it just warm and sunny a few minutes ago?"
"Yeah, Ohio doesn't care."
King Daddy Trump gasped, "witchcraft..." it whispered.
It grabbed it's gun microphone, where it keeps next to it's sock gun, which is right on top of it's shoe gun.
"OHIO!!!!!!" It roared with the fury of 1000 Florida Men.
"Yes?" The voice of internet influencer Claire Bourgeois answered.
"Wha- what are you doing in Ohio HQ?!"
"Controlling the climate, you?"
"Stop! That's evil witchcraft!"
"Make me, orange cunt," she hung up.
For a while, King Daddy Trump stood there, motionless. But after a while, it spoke again, turning to the young messenger boy.
"Noah? We have to nuke Ohio."
