"My peasan- I mean citizens! I truly regret to inform you all that we must nuke Ohio!" King Daddy Trump announced from atop it's pedestal. "They have become a threat to national security with their insane climate! It was just sunny, and now there's a hurricane while it's snowing!"
"King Daddy Trump, that's not possible-" started a small child, who was quickly shot in the face by Trump's epic sock pistol before he could finish his sentence.
"Shut up, you GÆ!" It roared, before quickly turning back to the camera in front of a large crowd of people.
"As you may or may not know, I overtook the UK, Russia, Africa, and all of Asia, and became king of most of the nations. Ohio seems to want to do what I have done, but they do not seem to want to stop with a simple continent. No, my dear Trumpians, they want to take over the universe.."
"That's bullshit! Fake news!!" Came a familiar shout. It was that Claire bitch again, riding an automated succulent in the sky!
"Stay away!!" Shouted Trump, taking out it's pen pistol(it has a lot of pistols), aiming it at the girl's head.
"No, fuck you!" She shot back, quite literally as her words turned into a bullet and impaled it's stupid eyeball.
"NOOOOOOO HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE NOW?????" It cried, before crumbling into a pile of bone tastiness.
"Anyway..." The girl floated down atop it's bone pile, "as you may or may not know, my name is Claire Bourgeois, and I have recently taken over the Ohio territory. And I have decided that we are annexing the EU, and leaving this filthy nation of sadness and despair. Join me, my Ohioan brethren!"
