Meme Season (s1)

Day 3

(Announcer)with the gruesome death of Guy Fieri that has concluded the fourth contestant to be eliminated in the two day mark. Things might just move along faster than expected folks. so stay tuned, because at this point it's anyone's game.
(3rd person)Nicklas, Pete and Tyler had moved them and their belongings elsewhere besides that stinky cave. Now they'd established a base camp not far from the cave, but more discrete and secretive than that wide open hole. But with Pete's survival intellect and skill, and Tyler's brute strength guarding the place, they'd stand a good shot at winning. Little did any of them know, they'd all been plotting each other's downfall the entire time...Besides Tyler he's a Neanderthal. Pete was setting a trap a good distance from base camp, to obtain assured security throughout the perimeter. Then suddenly Pete heard the faint crushing sound of leaves under a shoe behind him. Pete's reflexes were so on point, he nearly gave himself whiplash looking around so swiftly.
(Pete)oh! Nick! You scarred me for a minute pal*faintly laughs*. Gotta stop sneaking up on me kid...sheesh, you'll give this old man a heart attack.
(Nick)that's unfortunate it didn't happen. Because now you're death is going to be ten times longer.
(3rd person)a cage fell around Pete as he stood straight up, facing Nicklas.
(Pete)cmon buddy-
(Nicklas)there's no sweet talking this "kid."
(Pete)cmon! There's gotta be a trade off here? What about this, I'll give ya everything i have now, and I'll run off with nothing but the clothes on my back? What do you say?
(Nicklas)enough! I'm here to win, and I've realized you've been close to zero help! I'm better off finishing you off now than later. And I'll finish off that stupid man-child of a contestant *in a sarcastic voice* "Tyler one," later.
(Pete)oh really?
(Nicklas)"oh really!" I've plotted his and you're demise since the get-go! So now I'll head my way back to base and woopity-do, I'm a success! So go ahead and take you're eternal siesta, while I go home rich.
(3rd person)Nicklas backed up from the cage feeling smug and ever so clever...that was until he bumped into something brick wall-like.
(Nicklas)*feels behind him*hmm...it feels like a brick wall*sniffs*. It smells like some rank B.O.*looks behind him*.oh-hey!*nervously laughs*me and Pete were just playing around over here y'know uhh...playing "super hero-super villain" and all that.
(3rd person)Tyler stared down at Nicklas, with his blunt and blank stare. Nick could feel the murderous intension in the air.
(Nicklas)cmon man! Please spare me! I'm sorry I said all those things about you!
(Tyler One)me...protect...Pete! GRUG-GRUG-GRUG-GRUG!
(3rd person)Tyler made two fists, and smashed Nicklas into a meat pulp, while yelling grug. Nicklas's dismembered and mushy corpse laid between Pete and Tyler, as silence consumed the gore.
(Pete)well...you done it. You turned this man into pasta sauce. But hey! Look on the bright side...you've got extra GFUEL all to you're self buddy!
(Tyler)*does a happy grug sound*.
(Announcer)as day three comes to an end, you really have to remark on Pete's main ability Charisma. He's able to borderline brainwash people! At least most of the time. But the competition must not underestimate Pete, because it might just cost them their lives.