Criminals Aren't Half Bad

Part 2

After (y/n) had left the precinct she started walking home. She was enjoying the autumn breeze and was glancing at all the exhausted office workers going home . She felt bad for them but she too had a job and she knew how hard it was to keep it , especially when you have customers who believe they can fly.

(Y/n) reached her favourite store, 7/11 . She'd been buying from that store ever since she moved out of her Gran's place. It wasn't too long ago but she felt connected to this departmental store ( Silly , I know) . (Y/n) stood outside the store and she thought she could have a bite to eat here, she went inside and was welcomed by a chilly breeze. She greeted one of the clerk's , Harumi . (Y/n) took an onigiri and an egg sandwich , she also took a can of Sprite cranberry incase she got thirsty. She flashed a quick smile to Harumi, paid the money for the items, heated up her sandwich and went to eat at the small bench right outside the 7/11. There was a lady seated there, she greeted her and sat down. (Y/n) assumed that the rainbow coloured scooter was the lady's. 'Sleek' was all (y/n) could think of . A few minutes pass...

"Won't you give your sweet Gran a hug?" (Y/n)'s Gran threw her shawl and opened her arms as to indicate 'put her there pardner.'

(Y/n) looked at her Gran, unwrapped her egg sandwich took a bite, chewed it , opened her Sprite cranberry , took a sip , gulped it and she continued devouring her sandwich. Her Gran still in the open arms position. (Y/n) finished her sandwich and started on the onigiri , she finished it and stared at her grandmother and comely smiled.
"No."
(Y/n)'s grandmother looking hurt clutched her chest .
" Oh no , looks like my heart is giving away. (Y/n) dear , I love you and have always loved you. I've written a will and hid it in my weed case, you know where it is , right?"
" Yes , I do know where it is . Would you die already." (Y/n) was sipping her Sprite cranberry as she witnessed her Gran lie on the road. Her grandmother laid on the floor with her eyes shut. (Y/n) silently got up and started walking .

-15 minutes pass-

'Why hasn't she made a sound? I knew it, my granddaughter is a  heartless robot . Like mother like daughter . '
(Y/n)'s Grandmother opened her eyes and when she saw no-one but pigeons nesting around , she swiftly got up and got on her rainbow coloured scooter , took out a joint from her hair, lit it took , took a huge puff and drove off.

(Y/n) had reached home and was now dressed in an overlarge sweater and shorts with fuzzy socks that made her feet feel ticklish. The moment (y/n) got the whiff of weed , she went to her door . She opened it and saw her grandmother huffing , (y/n)'s gran dragged herself into (y/n)'s apartment .

"Really nice place you have here, honey." (Y/n)'s grandmother nodded in approval of how welcoming her apartment looked and smelled .
" Thanks, go and take a bath Gran , you stink. I filled up the bathtub for you." (Y/n) guided her grandmother to the bathtub.
She helped her Gran take off her clothes and get in , (y/n)'s grandmother was complaining that she could do all this on her own but (y/n) didn't listen, that is until she found three joints in her Gran's hair .

"What the hell oba-chan???????? If I find another , I'll shave your head bald .What are you doing ? Ew, fine. I'm leaving ,take them out carefully."
(Y/n) was kicked out of her own bathroom by a lady who was a septuagenarian. She went to her sitting room and plopped herself onto her couch. She thought for a while ...
'I love oba-chan but she can't keep running like this.' thought (y/n).
She looked at her cell , she got out Uchiha-san's number.

'Should I call ?' (y/n) contemplated.

(Y/n)'s grandmother came out of her bathroom .
"Ahh that was lovely." Gran gave (y/n) a grateful smile, then she handed her a few soggy joints.
"A few fell in while I was bathing." Shrugged (y/n)'s Gran.

(Y/n)'s grandmother turned serious and asked ; "Sweetie , have you heard anything from your brother ? Haven't heard from him in a while .... You must be worried ."

"Don't know, don't care. For all I care he be somewhere in Russia because he impregnated some chick and all that. He gave me his number but I don't feel like calling him oba-chan. So...when are you leaving or do I call the cops?"

"

Is that a way to talk to your grandmother ?"
"Yes . Yes, it is. And you have a huge home with a ton of crew to bring you food and all that . Go there ." (Y/n) got up and went to the kitchen to grab something to eat.
" Ah the men miss you. Especially Kenji."
(Y/n)'s ears perked up at the name of Kenji. He was her best friend thought a bit older than her. He taught her how to lock picks and fight, he also taught her how to cook surprisingly . She missed him but they'd be unsafe if she went over there , for all she knew Uchiha-san could've implanted a tracking device somewhere .

"Ah well , I'll leave . I'll see you soon though." (Y/n)'s grandma kissed (y/n) on the cheek , " bye sweetie , take care . And do call your brother. If something happens to me , that ass better attend my funeral . Make sure he does (y/n) ."

(Y/n) smiled sadly ,
"Sure grandma. Goodbye and don't get caught ."
(Y/n) hugged her grandma and gave her a kiss too. Whilst the hug , " oh and by the by , I'm going to need to dispose that scooter . So it's yours now. "

Mai oba-chan rushes out and is nowhere to be seen.

"DAMN IT OBA-CHAN, WHO IN DEVILS CARNATION IS GOING TO BUY A RAINBOW COLOURED SCOOTER ???"