Castiel's eggs

Laying the eggs

Chapter 4

Dean was eating pie and he looked at Cas who was rubbing oil on his pregnant bump.

"I have to keep them moisturized"

Dean swallowed the pie whole. Nice.

"I love you my feathery ass son of a bitch egg mc muffin"

Castiels stomach began to move and he screamed

"DEAN MY EGGS. MY EGGS ARE READY QUICK DEANNNNNN GET A BUCKET AND SOME MILK MIX IM GOING TO GIVE BIRTH"

Castiel's water broke.

Dean got the bucket and suddenly Sam was there and Bobby becayse they all wanted to witness this beautiful miricle. And also there was rainbowdash.

Castiel screamed and gripped the sheets AnD THEN SUDDENLY EGG JUIC E STARTED OOZING OUT OF HIS ASS AND EGGS SPILLED OUT and Cas was screaming and Dean poured milk down his throat and then he came.

The bucket was ful of egg

"They kinda look like chicken eggs" Sam laugjed out loud. Then he ate one in a sandwich.