star crossed lovers

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"Hey, Lois what's goin' on? Hheheheh" Peter kissed her forehead gently. Lois looked up in disgust "Oh, Petah. I just miss my old highschool boyfriend. Sonic the hedgehog." Peter laughed and yeeted out of the room, echoing "Boyfriends are real, Lois. In fact, I'm not even your husband. Hahahaha." Lois grabbed her sandal and threw it directly at Peter's head, knocking him down instantly to the floor as he bled out with his triple chin bouncing around, leaking blood. Anyways, back to the story. Lois took out her phone and searched up her old highschool boyfriend, Sonic The Hedgehog. He seemed to be doing really well without her, but she just wanted to send him a message catching up on things. "Hi, Sonic it's been so long." Sonic quickly replied after getting the message "Yo, whaddup gaymer jaja my parents are getting a divorce!" Lois gasped. She couldn't believe it. She was so happy! His mom always hated her, fuckign big titty bitch. She grabbed her purse and ran out the house searching for her lover.

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