❤️Bushtin❤️

A Bad Beginning

Bush was on the plane to a place he had never seen or been to before. The cold country was the site of his next democratic meeting for world peace. That's right. He was going to Russia.
'I wonder what new people I'll meet!' Bush thought.
Suddenly, an announcement came on the plane intercom.
"Attention to all passengers: the plane will soon land. Please prepare for touchdown."
'Oh boy!' Thought Bush.
As the plane touched down, Bush saw a single figure standing at the airport. The figure was quite tall, and wonderfully handsome. You see, Bush had a dark secret: he was gay.
'What is that man doing here?' Bush thought, 'This is official government business!'
He stepped out of the plane and looked the man in the eye.
"Hi, amigo! I'm George!" He said excitedly.
"Hello. I am Vladimir Putin, president of Russia." He said in a deep voice, with ombre tones of honey and mahogany.
No way was this the famed president he had heard so much about. Bush stared transfixedly at the Russian president.
"Is there anything I can do to help you, Mr. Bush?"
"Um- yeah. This is kind of weird, Putin-senpai, but would you meet me for coffee after the meeting?" Even though they had just met, Bush felt an immediate connection between the two. They were both world leaders, and they were semi-dictators, and they both thought that 6 million wasn't enough.
"Oh, wow. I didn't expect you to be this frank. I would love to take you out, Mr. Bush!" He said, surprised, but in a good way.
Bush smiled, this was already turning out to be a great trip!